In my little crazy library I have a lot of crazy things that involve a lot of crazy subjects which as a crazy person I´m duty-bound to share with the rest of the world. There are around 65 million people in wordpress and my guess that half those people are following me and will be reading this. Here we go, I do this for the male and female population.
Guy: “Can you catch, love?”
Gal: “Why?”
Guy: “Cause I got a couple of balls coming your way!”
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Guy: “Excuse me but I think I dropped something.”
Gal: “What´s that?”
Guy: “My jaw.”
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Guy: “Do you work with computers?”
Gal: “Why?”
Guy:Because I think you just turned my software into a hardware….”
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Guy:”Hi, you want to know my name?”
Gal: with confused disgusted face “What,why?”
Guy:”Had to warn ya cause you´ll be screaming it all night long”
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Guy:”Excuse me, can I take your picture?”
Gal:”why?”
Guy:”Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas this year.”
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Guy:”Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?”
Gal…..no response.
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Guy: “I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there so I´m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
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Guy:”Do you have a ban-aid?”
Gal:”Why?”
Guy:”I just scrapped my knee falling for you.”
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Guy:” I think you just got a parking ticket.”
Gal:looks annoyed confused
Guy:”Really, because you´ve got FINE written all over you.”
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I´ve actually used this one, it does work.
Me: “Can I borrow you cell phone?”
Gal:”What?”
Me:” I need to call God and let him know he´s missing an angel.”
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Warning to male or female. For the male population try every one of these, and for the female population humour us.
CRAZY LIFE 
these do sound a little familiar…smiles!
Hey! tried to read your blog the day before yesterday and don´t know why it was out of commission. Said you weren´t part of our cool wordpress group.
Never in my life have I found using a pickup line any useful when trying to pick up a girl, but you gotta give it to us man. We are the ones who put out there our manliness so we can get ridiculed not only by you woman but by our buddies.
What´s the worst pick up line that you can remember that a guy has used with you, or comments, or plain stupid talk?
Yes, something weird happened yesterday, just briefly, and I got a notice “I” had deleted my blog. Then when I came back on everything was fine….hmmm. The usual pick up line, “haven’t we met before”. I give you guys all the credit, you have a tough role to play out there. I’m not above playing along if the spirit moves me, 🙂
Good to know your up and running.
Check you out latter.
Hilarious. I’ve actually had the second one happen to me and couldn’t believe how corny it was, but it sure was funny. I’ve never heard the last one but it’s pretty awesome.
I can´t believe some guy tried the second line on you..on you or any other female creature in the planet. Never works. You should´ve smacked him. It´s not only bad but as you said is corny. The last one sadly it´s home made, I´ve used it (long time ago then I spend almost 2 years in a stupid relationship, bad idea) always with the result of the girls laughing as well as my buddies, and me too would laugh. I laugh at myself in the mirror some days.
Yep, about the pancreas I do have to take care, can´t party anymore. Not that I have that urge though I think that at age 30 I´m getting old for the hardcore party thing, don´t get anything out of it. I prefer a Friday night with a movie and then a book before sleep, if nothing is going on like eating out or hanging around with some friends.
Are you going to be in the space shuttle? you said I had to be persistent in finding a girl….wink wink
Well, at least there were laughs about the corny pick-up line? No, I will not be in the space shuttle. I am happily grounded with my astronaut who is out-of-this-world awesome.
Lucky man. I don´t know if any girl I´ve been with has said I´m out of this world. Actually they probably have said it but not in the sense your talking about your boyfriend they probably said it in the sense “the bastard is out of this world can you believe he had to go to work and ended up catching snakes in the wilderness naked after smoking an ounce of weed, he´s out of this world! And out of mine too.”
I just wrote a post that might make you smarter, it will make you smarter after you read it. I promise.
Stay Frosty Mrs. Astronautess.
Hahaha! You’re funny. That’s all. And I actually just read that post.
See, that´s why I´m in this earth. To make people smarter and laugh….sometimes think. That´s all.