The Robertson clan, and uncle Si the genius, how can you not like this guy.Uncle Si Robertson “ICY STARE” HILARIOUS DUCK DYNASTY ( 720P HD ) – YouTube
“This snowcone(talking about another guy) is giving me a brain sneeze. It´s when your brain needs to sneeze but it caint cause it a brain, so it just hurts” Si
“First it´s pretty tires, then it´s pretty guns…next thing you know, you´re shavin your beard and warin capri pants” Si
“When you don´t know what you´re doing it´s best to do it quickly” Jase
“One time, in Vietnam, I saw a grizzly bear ridin a scooter” Si
“Hey, you want something done right, don´t ask me” Si
“Any animal can get big boys…Hey…once i reached down to pet a little dog and when i did….hey it was a 5 pound squirrel.” Si
(Uncle Si is riding a truck with the niece) Saddie-“Uhhh…didn´t that sign say 35”
Si-“Oh, that´s just a suggestion”
“Hey, can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey” Si
“There are two kinds of people in this world….the educated and the unducated” Si
“Redneck rule number one, most things can be fixed with duct tap and extension cords” Jase
(Stating how he looks up dressed up) “I´m so dope, I am illegal in 50 states” Si
(They went out `to rough it up in the woods´or camping which for a Vietnam veteran like Si is…girly) “These boys packed so much stuff, Hey, they could survive a zombie, nuclear,a-poca-liss” Si
“Work hard, nap hard. Hey, that´s what I always say Jack” Si
“You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That´s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.” Jase
(Talking to another before he enters parents conference and talk to small kids) ” Last time I dressed up, was in sheep skin on a recon mission in nam”Si
“That man has everything, trucks, jeeps, chairs, pool tables, matresses, RV´s, Tatadere salad, cold water melon, He´s got everything Jack….Hey….sack of oranges” Si
“My top 10 dumbest things I´ve done in my life has all included Si in someway” Jase
I was having an important discussion with my husband one day and I went downstairs a couple minutes later to ask him a question in regards. He said he had no idea what I was talking about. I was annoyed!! He then said that when Duck Dynasty was on he didn’t hear a word that came out of my mouth!
You do have to pay attention to their fast pace southern accent talk, plus it´s hilarious, leave the man alone when he´s having some downtime watching the show!
Maybe it was important to you but not all important to him, guys are different….that´s why you love him.
I had never watched so I didn’t understand. I finally understand now why he calls me “Miss M” and says “When Miss M is happy everybodys happy. Happy Happy Happy!”
You got it, the Happy Happy Happy…you got to see it,if you don´t laugh you have to go see a shrink.
I love it. I want those people to be my family. Sunday dinners and all!!
Hey, you can adopt me. I´m a kid inside a 31 year old kid. I just need 1000$ a month, a roof and a matress and I´m happy. And I can baby sit once in a while your kids. I´ll be sober when I baby sit, that I promise. Sounds good?
I would give you a crown if you could manage one month here on $1000. lol
I love that you mention this program and I love the way you describes that your brain wants to sneeze but it can’t because it’s a brain. Yesterday on my way to my job I had the television on and there they were – this gentlemen in uniforms and long beards. They were talking about something that was absolutely impossible to understand – I got paralyzed by the teve because my brain couldn’t take in what it was all about. Nothing was right in their conversation, ( I think they thought so too, by the way they looked at each other when someone finished talking).
Before I went to my job I looked at myself in the mirror, wandering how on earth it was possible that none of them had a panic issue, but I did?- ( but maybe the do have – because one thing with a panic disorder is – it doesn’t show – you can have a panic attack in a middle of a businessmeeting and nobody ever notice, except you, and you politely excuse yourself for going to the ladies/gentlemens room or taking an “important” phonecall….and then you leave the room, devastated, but on the surface nobody can tell, so it’s possible that one of this gentlemen is having panic feeling at the same time they’re talking about ducks ). Anyway, next time I get a sense of panic in the shop when I’m trying to by me some nice clothes – I will tell myself that everything is fine, I will keep on shooping and tell myself that it’s just my brain who wants to sneeze for some reason.
Don´t compare yourself to these guys, everyone is beautiful in their own way. I didn´t know that a panic attack didn´t show. I can tell when someone is nervous and I´ve seen people really panic when I was in the army.
Did you ever try yoga? I did once, it was kind of awkward for me, but I found out it did relax me. The reason was that one girlfriend drag me to it, but I did find it relaxing.
It really is all in the head, right after my army years I was quite an angry person. I thought if a guy looked at me I figured was is this idiot looking at me for and actually tell him. Kind of strange I know. I would gladly pick a fight with anyone any place and hence some days in jail. I did work it out, I actually saw a psychologist by court order. It didn´t work. I had to work it on my own, I´m 31 now and I´ve adopted the attitude of ” I don´t give a fuck” what other´s might say bad about me. It did start after the army the anger so maybe my experiences there had something to do with it, trying to adjust to civilian life. But I´ll say that in about 2 years, I´ve become as docile as a cat, maybe not all that but with my I don´t care attitude I can talk my way around someone or ignore them, walk away instead of proving how tough I am. I now think that is being tough, to walk away from a situation that may end up turning bloody.
So to your situation, I´m not a psychologist but it worked for me, so get yourself a slogan like “It´s cool, I´m cool, I´m solid, I´m strong,” Concentrate on the clothes instead of your emotions.
This advice will cost you…..nothing, so consider yourself lucky cause I even charge personal friends when they tell me something, even if it´s a joke.
But really I keep that in mind, concentrate on what you are doing at the moment and not on your emotions.
Thank you so much for sharing your story! It’s so interesting, You have all the “material” and reason to have panic issues because of the war and health issues. But you have not. The scientist really don’t know exactly why some people develop panic disorder,and some not. it can be because of genetic structure, trauma, childhood, bullying etc. And it normally starts in a period of life when you’re exhausted of some reason.
Yur did’t get panic issues after the war – you got anger issues. And I’m sure you had your reasons for that.
I talk a lot about childhood in my posts because I do beleive that if you do get in rough times as an adult, it’s always better to “fall” on the knowledge that you was loved and wanted and safe as a child. It a good place to bounce back on track from. If you don’t have that…it can be a long walk back, I know that.
You’re absolutely right it all in the mind!! And your advice are so good and you should get paid per hour for being so kind and taking your time 🙂 I hope that I someday can pay you back with some advice on my blog that benefits you.
You just did give me a good advice, “fall back on the knowledge that you was loved and wanted and safe as a child”
I’m so glad 🙂
A funny family. I watched a few episodes earlier.
They are funny and smart, even tough they come out as red-neck jokesters.How can people not watch these characters and laugh evades my mind. They have 20 million viewers each week just in the U.S that is almost half of the population of my country.
I watch the History Channel a lot. Duck Dynasty is a bit off for some people. Humor is humor and you also get real gems of wisdom along the way.
I know, I´m also an addict to the History Channel and to Nationalgeographic,not the one about creatures documentaries but humans, we have two channels here in spain of Nationalgeographic. If I´m not reading or writing I´m lying in the couch watching documentaries, there is one called Brain Games, don´t know if you seen it but it´s pretty cool how our brain works, how it works, why it decides to make us get in a state of mind in certain situations. I can go on foreverrrr