By the way why in the world do they call them personal computers. They are everything but personal. It doesn´t hug me, doesn´t kiss me, doesn´t help me out making my meals, doesn´t do shit except fuck around with me.
Why where computers as we know them today made for? It should be to make my life easier. I don´t have to go and search through pages and pages in the dictionary to find what the word idiot means. I just type it out. And that´s my out.(Couldn´t help it, had to put that little rhyme in there) Hey, meeting girls through the internet, don´t do it myself personally, I mean in those chat rooms or sex chat rooms or things of that nature. So that should be a plus. You want to see how the world is going, what is the temperature in Mesopotamia, just type it out on google. Want to learn the truth about something just go to Wikipedia. Although I see that they tend to the left, which I´m not saying is good or bad it´s just the way it is.
Ever been fucked around with? Probably yes, everybody has at one point in their lives. But have you been fucked around by a non living ecstatic machine? The way it does to me? I guarantee you not. First off, sometimes it takes one second to load a page and the next second it takes me two minutes to go to the other page. This Mackintosh, I´m telling you it has a mind of his own. Then it will let me get into certain pages and other times I can´t, if I´m chatting with someone suddenly it starts making this gurgling sound like a person is choking on their own vomit and the little arrow that´s the hand of the mouse makes itself a round ball of all type of colours. Not kidding, from red, blue,yellow,green, and I´m fucking staring at this stupid little ball waiting for it to stop because I can´t hit anything when the ball appears. I´m starting to have nightmares about this magic or tragic ball. Some mornings I can work on the Mac and other´s I can´t, so I can´t read the e-mails, the important ones on time so I have to wait to the evening to see if Mr. Mac is up to something good or no good. And is usually both!
Freaking bastard, and also, what is it a girl or a guy. It doesn´t specify in the manual what type of gender it is. Probably a girl giving me all these headaches. So since it has a mind of it´s own maybe just maybe here the crazy Spanish government with their political correctness stuck up their asses as far as you can possibly reach they will consider it a living organism and if I kill it I´ll end up in jail. So I´m stuck with this evil thing. But I will kill him or her, just have to read some good books on how to commit the perfect murder and that´s it. Because my self esteem is non-existent after being duped by a computer.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
CRAZY LIFE 
Maybe it is a girl and you just don’t know how to handle her.
Probably, give me some advice then. Should I be more tender with her, more of a leave me alone for a while, a mix of both, or should I just dump her. Problem if I dump her is that I can´t get a new girlfriend.
Be patient with her. And gentle. If that doesn’t work the. Be rough.
Could be having a Siesta.
Hope the siesta doesn´t last too long these couple of days
You got me with the sound about choking on your own vomit–all too familiar!
haha
you know the old saying can’t live without them.. can’t live without them.. oh wait hold on a sec.. actually this it true! can’t live without them anymore even when they are sucking the life out of you!
Exactly, I can´t kill the damn thing. How else could I work?
I have spent enough hours online w/ tech people in India to qualify for citizenship there. No offense to India, but I cannot grasp why it should be necessary for me to know this much about the inner workings of any machine. Grrr.
A.
haha, gotta love the Indians, every time you make a call ask them where they are based, and the answer is probably New York or Sillicon Valley. And I can´t even understand a word of their broken English over there in Bangladesh.