Disclaimer: All of the bellow are true text messages I´ve compiled from me and some friends.
Him- What would you do if I broke up with you?
Her-Get back with my ex(:
Him- Now I see how much you care, screw you.
Her-Hey, you wanna go out?
Him-Go out with your ex then!
Her-You are my ex(:
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Him- Be warned: I´m dumping you when I get home tonight.
Her-Fine with me. I was just thinking we could use some time apart.
Him-What the fuck Jenna??? I got autocorrected. I meant to write jumping you not dumping you
Her-Well this is awkward.
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Her- Why did you break up with Daniel?
Him- Cuz she tried licking my butthole one time and you know homie don´t play that shit.
Her-Ohh. Wooww.Lmao
Him-Hahahahaha I´m joking you got the wrong number.
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Him- ily
Her-Can you please spell it out it makes everything more special:)
Him- I´m leaving you.
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Her- Babe….I think I´m pregnant….
Him-The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying To Reach is No Longer in Service.
Her-You know you spelled “You” wrong!
Him- The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer in Service.
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Him-Baby…..
Her-Don´t “Baby” me, we´re done
Him-Baby….
Her-Seriously?
Him-Baby….
Her- R u retarded!?
Him- Noooo
Her-Did you rly just respond with Justin Bieber lyrics as I´m breaking up with u?
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Her- Baby, please don´t do this. You have no idea how important you are to me.
Him-I gave you way to many chances. I´m done.
Her-I´ll do anything….
Him- Forget it alright? we´re octagon
Him-LOLOL i meant OVER. That was funny but i´m still breaking up with you.
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Him- Hey
Her-There´s something I need to tel you
Him-Me too. same time. Go!
Her-I´m breaking up with you
Him-will you marry me?
Her- Well this is awkward
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Her- I need to tell you something
Him-What is it babe
Her- I broke your xbox!!
Him-what ?!?!
Her- Jk I´m cheating on you…
Him- Soooo my xbox is o.k right……?
( It was o.k at the end, thank God)
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Him-Roses are red
Her-Violets are blue
Him-We´re breaking up because I never loved you
CRAZY LIFE 
golly – are people really like this?!!!!!!
Apparently this funny….
second last was epic 😀
I challenge you to the following quest…I think number 1,5 and 7 was yours. How many point did I get?
In a scale from 1-10, I´d say an 8 and a half. You would be a 10 if you chose the second to last.
Damn it- I was thinking of it
You’re all a disgrace LOL
Can´t help it, sorry.
Laughed my ass off . . . thanks for that charly!!!