Masturbation. The law of the land.

Just woke up, it quarter to six a.m here in Spain and I have nothing to gain and this thought just popped into my head. I don´t know why and how it just did. My mind does function in a unique and wonderful way.

Why the appeal of masturbation?

So here I go with the flow. In the case of some dudes they don´t have to pay for a hooker so it´s free on a personal level. There is also the heavy lifting factor(at least in my case) so you also do a workout. I know you can workout with sex, but if you like to play baseball and baseball is one of Americas greatest games it helps a lot if you masturbate. I tends to increase your batting average. So you are not only doing a pleasurable service to yourself but to your baseball team you belong. All those teenage kids that eventually get scholarships to go and play to the university and then up to the pros….yep, they masturbate at least 4 times a day. And once they reach the pros that average goes up to 6 times a day. And we man do it so all of the American society and the Japanese too, this dudes are also into baseball go figure. Well actually I did figure, they did loose WWII, so they adopted some U.S customs. Anyways, what I´m saying is that millions of people are watching the game that puts money into the league and the players, the league and the players pay millions of taxes which should make the left feel good since they are the 1% and they should pay their fair share plus they also contribute to the economy be spending millions of dollars a year in cars, restaurants,vacations, jewelry and investment in their banks  and I can name a few more but lets analyse these.

Cars, is one of the great  job creators industry. All the million of people that are involved from making the frame of the car, to making tires, making bolts, the gadgets that cars have, e.t.c. all that goes into making a cars are people.

Restaurants, also a great job creating industry with millions of people working in that sector. Plus all the people that make the plates, tables, glasses, forks, knifes and the list goes on.

Jewelry, girls love diamonds. So said Marilyn Monroe in her famous song. And it´s true. So not only are we helping out the jewelry store and also the pawn shops which when you run out of money you give your jewelry to the pawn shop but women are happy.

There will also be probably a decrease of babies which would help with the alarming growth of the U.S population and the more population the more modes of transportation will be used therefore furthering polluting the earth and making global warming worst and pissing of all those environmentalist. Also less rapes will probably happen so woman will be safer and less money spend on jails for these criminals.

What´s the economy all about? Investments, that go round and round ending up in Wall Street, Wall Street keeps the stocks up and the U.S looks good, and is good at least intangible speaking. That is also a deterrent for Americas enemies since a key thing to destroying a country is by destroying it´s economy. There has been blockades against Iran, so they won´t export their oil and that way cripple their economy and if there is no money? There is no military, no military, no defense when the foe comes to invade. So where screwed without masturbation. The U.S would probably be speaking Arabic right now and following sharia law. And the U.S has to be leading not from behind as Mr.O says but just leading, someone eventually will be the top dog on the block and I´d prefer it would be the U.S than communist China or strange Putin.

Also and very important too, it is not a sin in God´s eye´s. If you have sex before marriage it could be a sin but not if you masturbate. So the more you do it the better Christian you are.

So as you can see it all comes together. Masturbation should not be a taboo word but should be embraced as the way us men are saving the world from self destruction.

Just a 5:30 a.m thought.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.



  1. I concur. Masturbation should be embraced, tightly, in a fist. I don’t know about all the other stuff. lol

  2. Random . . . 🙂 I am tempted to ask you where you got your figures from LMAO!!! Girls do love diamonds & NO ONE should wait until they are married to have sex (IMHO) ☮ Have a great day!!

  3. 🙂 here I’m sitting with my morning coffe – smiling. Because I’m amazed by the flow in your mind :-)..the other flows is your business and private life.

    I liked how you put the post togheter in the end. Like a special nice parcel :-).

  4. Hey Charly – I do not normally prefer to read posts like this – just not my choice of topic – for a few reasons, but I felt okay with reading this and I have some comments to add – but I am logging off for a few days – so next week I am coming back to comment – and thanks for the nice comment on mi torero…..

    peace out and nice weekend to you lad….

    1. Have a nice weekend, and all types of comments are welcome good bad the ugly, the last I checked is a free speech internet. People can say whatever they want in my blog about what I wrote or about me, doesn´t bother me.

    1. Put the links on the first post I publish, greater chance for people to take a look at it. Doubt more people are going to go back and read old posts, most of the people anyways.

  5. masturbation and multitasking go hand in hand….that made me smile. You women are the multitaskers, I can barely speak and walk at the same time. Single mom to a 22….have no idea how woman do it.

    1. Well most of the time (speaking for myself only), I don’t either!! 😀
      I also have a 17 year old daughter – what joy (cough cough)!
      I’m broad-minded and this helped! As well as copious amounts of condoms which I literally throw at ’em! 😉 Been a pleasure, as always!

      1. Well…..soooooo much better than the pubescent…”Mom, is this normal?” stage….
        Love smiles (on other people – you’ve read my blog 😉 ) Thanks for yours! XX

      2. Love ya more!! Can’t wait to be famous by association! Now….get cracking on the whole female masturbation post, and how WOMEN contribute positively by doing same! 😀

      3. Actually I´m going to write that down for a latter date, good idea you´ve given me. I´ll figure some random off the charts way to tie in things together, so your masturbation also is why the world keeps on turning.

      4. Uhm….not me, specifically, Lol I admitted nothing!!!!! I’m just curious as to how the other 99% of females feel on the subject (or, admit to), but even more of a delight would be your “Pro” “Expert” “Practiced” opinion on our contribution. 😉

      5. o.k, here is the premise of the post I just thought out right now, you women turns us on when you masturbate therefore we are happier and go to work and be more productive members of society in return since you turn us on then we have to nail you therefore you too would be more happier and go to work and be a more productive member of society. So we compliment each other.

      6. While I’m all for peace, the following proves:

        Main Entry: mas·tur·ba·tion
        Function: noun
        Erotic stimulation especially
        of one’s own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive
        of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual
        fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
        © 2014 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

        Loved the “Main Entry” intro!
        But, my point….
        No intercourse!!!! And, if you’re not having sex, you’re probably masturbating (study done on normal adult humans / method used: common sense).

        Sexual Intercourse = Disaster

        Reference: My Blog / and Sadly: My Life
        LOL 😀

      7. I can easily use the Socrates method, the cartesian,(maybe spelled that wrong) and easily flip this to fit my logic which eventually everyone will agree with me.

  6. So you never said if you experienced the ultimate purpose of masturbation.

    As you are the self-declared expert on masturbation: Would you say mental masturbation is a retrospective process?

    A nice flow of masturbation makes me want to come….restraint proves futile in the moment ..I agree let it flow. 😉

  7. Okay, I am back – I just wanted to add that I think when it comes to a healthy marriage – well couples should try as much as possible to utilize sex as the superglue that keeps their marriage refreshed and that adds to their friendship. And it seems too often that if partners masturbate it pulls from the sharing because that daily need is already met – and so instead of interacting with their spouse for this pleasure – they have taken matter into their own hands – and well, it is not a matter of being okay or not – it is a matter of how the superglue can bring unity and extra closeness.
    further, int he context of marriage – many times porn addictions can be a hurdle and so this is another time that a person would want to rethink their masturbatory habits – like is it escapism and all that.

    The sad thing is that too often couples do not utilize the sexual bonding and their friendship suffers as they get lost in the rat race and other things. And so for a single person, I think it is their decision, but I strongly suggest to stay off the porn – it progresses and leads to more and more – so take care of business but watch the wholesomeness of your mind – because when you do – you bring a fresher, healthier man to the woman you will marry – and that doe snake a difference. it does!
    have a good one Sir!

    1. I can´t argue with that. You shut me down, you would make a great relationship counsel. Although I did make some compelling argument out of something out of the charts with no head and feet to make it seem that way we could safe the world or make it a better place. I like to play around with the absurdity. And I´m not nuts!! 🙂 Point taken, and this argument certainly had feet and head. (Don´t know if there is that saying in the U.S, I´m translating it from Spanish, the feet and head sentence)

      1. i get the message of the saying – and thanks for the reply mi amigo!!!! have a nice day….. from mister prior!

  8. Hello Sir Writer – someone sent me an article on corn flakes –
    “Corn Flakes Were Invented as Part of an Anti-Masturbation Crusade”
    and made me think of this post of yours….

    “In the 18th and 19th centuries, the Western world worked itself up into a mass hissy fit over the idea of people touching themselves. Judeo-Christian tradition had already been damning masturbation as a misuse of sexuality for ages, but Victorian era prudishness and the Great Awakening and other religious revivals in America created a perfect storm for people to really get obsessed with it.

    Books like the anonymously authored Ononia: Or the Heinous Sin of Self-Pollution, and all its Frightful Consequences… and Samuel Tissot’s Treatise on the Diseases Produced by Onanism [masturbation] laid the groundwork for medicalizing “the solitary vice.” Soon, masturbation was no longer just a moral failing, but also a physical and mental ailment that required treatment and cures.


    Later, Kellogg developed a few different flaked grain breakfast cereals—including corn flakes—as healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meals. He partnered with his brother Will, the sanitarium’s bookkeeper, to make and sell them to the public. Will had less interest in dietary purity and more business sense than his brother, and worried that the products wouldn’t sell as they were. He wanted to add sugar to the flakes to make them more palatable, but John wouldn’t hear of it. Will eventually started selling the cereals through his own business, which became the Kellogg Company; the brothers continued to feud for decades after. Masturbators who enjoy cornflakes can probably attest that the sugar was a good idea, since Kellogg’s cereal doesn’t really have its intended effect.

    While cereals and yogurt enemas might have kept most people in line, Kellogg also supported more extreme measures (read: stuff that would get your medical license revoked today and lead to many, many lawsuits) for people with particularly nasty masturbation habits. For boys, he suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin to prevent erections and cause irritation. For girls, he advocated, and sometimes employed, an application of carbolic acid to the clitoris to burn it and discourage touching it.
    ~Mister Prior

      1. Not even me would have thought of something so out off the top. “mental” it says, man o man. You are something Mr.Prior. I will check the website, probably get a bunch of strange ideas for my own writing.

    1. Seems natural to me. You´re reading some posts that I don´t even remember writing, and now that I see them, fuck, quite something. How to ty masturbation to solving all worlds problems is something of a mystery even to me.

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