Disclaimer-in all pictures I had to photoshop, either to make myself no muscles or to make my self a bit fat. Didn´t want either male or female who ever reads this piece of narcissist writing to fall over in shock and be thinking of me for 24/7, don´t want any stalkers….whatever if your a girl and sexy remember, I´m all muscle contact me at 666-666-666. Getting of track.
I was talking with my broker about how much money I wanted to invest in a international arms trade. I know, a bit heavy but shit happens and you got to do what you got to do. Then I was interrupted by a growl And started to be given orders and I said What? You ain´t nothing against me I´m too cool to go to school, you see!! I love my cool 24 year old version little me. Just put that bulky uniform and bullet proof jacket to make me cool, plus the weapon that´s another 3 kilos plus the hat that´s two kilos, plus the boots that´s almost one kilo each, plus the steel plates inside the jacket, yep, short cuts in the budget we actually had steel plates inserted in that cool jacket. But I was too coo for that too and just walked around naked and in flipflops, it´s called psychological warfare I´m Sir Spaniard! So you, you! Yes you, mother, not going to tell me…..shit, that hurts You little monster and your in advance age, no wonder I had to escape to the army. Now you just screwed my pancreas and now I have to walk with this tube. Hold on mom! I´m hiding it and going down. Where here? Make up your mind will ya, I´m backing up the truck no? This is not it, only thing I saw around. I sold mine, you know, bad economic times, why am I living with you now after 15 years….Damn You have no mercy I can not find the fly I searching! How do you want to kill a fly…. Are you kidding with me? Cant see nothing! O.k, you little…what? go back to digging, and now with this…can´t you see my face! You scaring me!! No I´m not on drugs, (it´s photoshop though)This is screwed up, all because what? I´m digging a grave to put these two bastards in it. Come on, don´t you have a heart, they look peaceful and in love, no? Sorry, yes mam, look come on, I´m pleading you, screwby! Not doing anything moreCan´t bare it anymore. Going to eat a shrimp now O yeah, much better now after the shrimp a little puff puff goes the dragon damn I feel good. My back is in agony, I also have chronic back pain. Had some quite rough jobs throughout my life, but that´s cool though. So, this was hard labour, I´m telling you, specially if you have a sergeant like mine. Although I had to do it with a very hip style. Ladies, Gentlemen…you o.k. I´m doing fine after my cigarette.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
P.S. I have no shame. My number again is 666-666-666.