Hard labour for me…(pic´s)

Disclaimer-in all pictures I had to photoshop, either to make myself no muscles or to make my self a bit fat. Didn´t want either male or female who ever reads this piece of narcissist  writing to fall over in shock and be thinking of me for 24/7, don´t want any stalkers….whatever if your a girl and sexy remember, I´m all muscle contact me at 666-666-666. Getting of track.

I was talking with my broker about how much money I wanted to investIMG_1365 in a international arms trade. I know, a bit heavy but shit happens and you got to do what you got to do. Then I was interrupted by a growl And started to be given orders and I said What? You ain´t nothing against me I´m too cool to go to school, you see!!DownloadedFile I love my cool 24 year old version little me. Just put that bulky uniform and bullet proof jacket to make me cool, plus the weapon that´s another 3 kilos plus the hat that´s two kilos, plus the boots that´s almost one kilo each, plus the steel plates inside the jacket, yep, short cuts in the budget we actually had steel plates inserted in that cool jacket. But I was too coo for that too and just walked around naked and in flipflops, it´s called psychological warfare I´m Sir Spaniard! So you, you!IMG_1057 Yes you, mother, not going to tell me…..shit, that hurtsIMG_1109 You little monster and your in advance age, no wonder I had to escape to the army. Now you just screwed my pancreas and now I have to walk with this tube. Hold on mom! I´m hiding it and going down. Where here?IMG_1371 Make up your mind will ya, I´m backing up the truck IMG_1375no? This is not it, only thing I saw around. I sold mine, you know, bad economic times, why am I living with you now after 15 years….Damn You have no mercy I can not find the fly IMG_1379I searching! How do you want to kill a fly…. Are you kidding with me? Cant see nothing! O.k, you little…what? go back to digging, and now with this…IMG_1370can´t you see my face! You scaring me!! No I´m not on drugs, (it´s photoshop though)This is screwed up, all because what? I´m digging a grave to put these two bastards in itIMG_1368. Come on, don´t you have a heart, they look peaceful and in love, no? Sorry, yes mam, look IMG_1378 come on, I´m pleading you, screwby! Not doing anything moreIMG_1372Can´t bare it anymore. Going to eat a shrimp nowIMG_1363 O yeah, much better now after the shrimp a little puff puff goes the dragonFoto 46 damn I feel good. My back is in agony, I also have chronic back pain. Had some quite rough jobs throughout my life, but that´s cool though. So, this was hard labour, I´m telling you, specially if you have a sergeant like mine. Although I had to do it with a very hip style. Ladies, Gentlemen…you o.k. I´m doing fine after my cigarette.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

P.S. I have no shame. My number again is 666-666-666.

24 comments

  1. Bwahahahahaha!! Great shots and fantastically amusing story to go with them! You’ve done well!

    Thanks for sharing!

    Night night!

    Miss Lou
    x

  2. Nice post. And what a beautiful home you have.
    Do you ever get a pic of your father? Or is he like my father? Doesn’t like to be taken picture of at all.

    1. P.S, not my home. I´m like an a legal immigrant really. I´m here until things get rolling and then get out, back at home at age 30 now over a year with family and haven´t been away for 15 years…not cool

      1. I was joking..of course it’s your home!!
        Belonging has nothing to do with time.

  3. LOL! That was adorable, thank you for the smile.

    Hey, cheer up about the stalkers, we’re not so bad! It’s kind of fun to have an admirer lurking in the rose bushes or so they tell me. But you probably have to be famous before you get a proper stalker. Well darn….

  4. LAUGHING!!!!! You make me laugh so often – why I keep coming back! What I want to know is – did you photoshop those BLUE eyes?? Probably way too cute for your own good . . . 😉
    Have a great day, Mr. Priest ☮

    1. Not the eyes, those are a human made marvels(thank´s mommy!) I just had to cut out some muscle and put on some pounds and cut some hair also. Other than that I´m me.

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