Disclaimer-in all pictures I had to photoshop, either to make myself no muscles or to make my self a bit fat. Didn´t want either male or female who ever reads this piece of narcissist writing to fall over in shock and be thinking of me for 24/7, don´t want any stalkers….whatever if your a girl and sexy remember, I´m all muscle contact me at 666-666-666. Getting of track.
I was talking with my broker about how much money I wanted to invest in a international arms trade. I know, a bit heavy but shit happens and you got to do what you got to do. Then I was interrupted by a growl And started to be given orders and I said What? You ain´t nothing against me I´m too cool to go to school, you see!! I love my cool 24 year old version little me. Just put that bulky uniform and bullet proof jacket to make me cool, plus the weapon that´s another 3 kilos plus the hat that´s two kilos, plus the boots that´s almost one kilo each, plus the steel plates inside the jacket, yep, short cuts in the budget we actually had steel plates inserted in that cool jacket. But I was too coo for that too and just walked around naked and in flipflops, it´s called psychological warfare I´m Sir Spaniard! So you, you! Yes you, mother, not going to tell me…..shit, that hurts You little monster and your in advance age, no wonder I had to escape to the army. Now you just screwed my pancreas and now I have to walk with this tube. Hold on mom! I´m hiding it and going down. Where here? Make up your mind will ya, I´m backing up the truck no? This is not it, only thing I saw around. I sold mine, you know, bad economic times, why am I living with you now after 15 years….Damn You have no mercy I can not find the fly I searching! How do you want to kill a fly…. Are you kidding with me? Cant see nothing! O.k, you little…what? go back to digging, and now with this…can´t you see my face! You scaring me!! No I´m not on drugs, (it´s photoshop though)This is screwed up, all because what? I´m digging a grave to put these two bastards in it. Come on, don´t you have a heart, they look peaceful and in love, no? Sorry, yes mam, look come on, I´m pleading you, screwby! Not doing anything moreCan´t bare it anymore. Going to eat a shrimp now O yeah, much better now after the shrimp a little puff puff goes the dragon damn I feel good. My back is in agony, I also have chronic back pain. Had some quite rough jobs throughout my life, but that´s cool though. So, this was hard labour, I´m telling you, specially if you have a sergeant like mine. Although I had to do it with a very hip style. Ladies, Gentlemen…you o.k. I´m doing fine after my cigarette.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
P.S. I have no shame. My number again is 666-666-666.
Bwahahahahaha!! Great shots and fantastically amusing story to go with them! You’ve done well!
Thanks for sharing!
Thank you 🙂
Nice post. And what a beautiful home you have.
Do you ever get a pic of your father? Or is he like my father? Doesn’t like to be taken picture of at all.
I just hang pictures of me, I´m shameless. Plus doing the family sort of a favour by not connecting them with me.
P.S, not my home. I´m like an a legal immigrant really. I´m here until things get rolling and then get out, back at home at age 30 now over a year with family and haven´t been away for 15 years…not cool
I know..I just was trying to keep the scene
I was joking..of course it’s your home!!
Belonging has nothing to do with time.
Thanks for the laugh…the pics are great. Too bad you had to photoshop them. But you missed a few spots because you still do seem kind of cute.
Kind of….come on, I´m the Spanish Brad Pitt.
Oh, can totally see that.
Love it! Señor Pitt
Excuse me, it´s Mr. Pitt.
LOL! That was adorable, thank you for the smile.
Hey, cheer up about the stalkers, we’re not so bad! It’s kind of fun to have an admirer lurking in the rose bushes or so they tell me. But you probably have to be famous before you get a proper stalker. Well darn….
I have no shame
I´m a stalker actually so I was hoping to see others,that way I´m not alone……….
You know you’re stalking the right person when all the stalkers are tripping over each other 🙂
Your post made my day = )) thanks for the entertainment = ))
It´s 5 $, please transfer it to my bank account, number being 666
international arms trade??? Really??? You look quite happy 😉
Of curse I look happy, I made a very good deal with the arms…a lot of tanks where sold.
LAUGHING!!!!! You make me laugh so often – why I keep coming back! What I want to know is – did you photoshop those BLUE eyes?? Probably way too cute for your own good . . . 😉
Have a great day, Mr. Priest ☮
Not the eyes, those are a human made marvels(thank´s mommy!) I just had to cut out some muscle and put on some pounds and cut some hair also. Other than that I´m me.