The evolution to get to be, a Kamikaze gardener!

Once upon a time a little child was born, he was destined to be the King of Salomon
a beautiful child, a majestic little babyDSCN2630called
Charles the Great. As time passed he had his up´s and downs, but he was always a good person
even treating his dog, the only one that is left after the other one dying some months ago, treating
this beast, that farts, shit´s everywhere, pisses everywhere, and actually barks at Sir Charles,
so this beast is in bad condition now and leaving aside all the misery that causes the Great Charles,
he gives her his own food!!!DSCN2613 DSCN2612You saw right, my damn hamburger chopped into
little pieces with my rice. Hope this monster lives until pigs fly, so loooong.

What does this has to do with being a good gardener you might ask yourself.
Well it´s easy, as a gardener you have to treat your garden with love and goodness in your heart,
and love comes from inside, as you can see I after this demonstration Charles the great was destined
to be the King of Solomon and create the best garden ever.

Starting with little thingsemboscadachop chop here and there
trimming the sides. And taking it easy and with care and love.

Something happen to the great Charles and the majestic little human suddenly went a bit,
or maybe a whole lot off the railFoto 353. and he
changed his name to Charly.
Tired of being king, and he decided to go after the big time, not just trimming on the ground but, innovate.
So up he went DSCN2635, that´s what I´m talking about!
standing in a tin roof that is 20 years old build by the grandfather of Charly.
So those freaking big trees and the one that is right in front of me and you, well they let fall
onto the roof some nasty little things that overtime becomes big things so you have to
go to a place where nobody dares to go…..exceptDSCN2636
Charly!!!! He even went so far at to do thisDSCN2637,
what can I say, it was just in the middle of me racking and it just pissed me off, but that comes from
genetics as you can see  by what Mama “Rambo” wearsDSCN2610
for crying out loud mom! Between that freaking shirt and this quote that you love
al-capone-quotesyou scare the bejesus out of me, you just crazy
which no wonder I turned out that way, jumping on a 20 year old tin roof really
because of you and your threats, but I prevailed and this is the result of the cleaning
DSCN2641 doesn´t look like much you think? I´ll kill you
if you think that since look what I enduredpata and worst of
all the branches seemed they wanted to attack me, actually didFoto 274
this is what a Kamikaze gardener does, no guts no glory,Aaaaaaaaaaa!

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

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36 comments

  1. If you weren’t bald you’d make for one of those eye candy gardeners that cougars have…and all the other stuff that comes with it 😉 Just saying ! 😀

    P.S For once it’s good to see there wasn’t drinking involved anywhere, or did I miss it?! 😉

      1. I think You should never change the way you write. It’s got a contemporary feel, which makes your writing non-boring. I love you’re style of writing. Punctuation gets everyone into a right mess.

      2. I could surely get better at grammar and have much more vocabulary, but when it get´s to the type of writing not only the themes or how I write it, I just don´t see myself ( and I love reading you poets) but it´s really not me when I try to emulate others, and I actually find it boring, I like to read them, but to try to do the same it just bores me.
        Today I tried to write a deep poem about love, go figure, if you want to check it out look what was the ending product.

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