Rudolph the red nose rain deer
He was the top dog but couldn´t hear
Rudolph had a very shiny nose
Wich kids splashed freezing water with their hose
This is not going well, It bores me to the doors of hell
so, as i´ll just do it as I go:
Santa doesn´t exist
i say it again to persist
no Santa,
no presents for me
no luxuries for me
luxuries,let me think….
but first i got to do the one eye blink;
i got a house
in there, there are no mouse,
i have a loving family
although no much money for me,
my health is semi good
i can eat semi good food,
again, loving family
they are healthy
and that is already a bunch of wealth
which puts a smile in this guy mental health
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
P.S. Imagine you want to put together a poetry book, what freaking
category would a thing like this fall in to?
CRAZY LIFE 
You make me laugh 🙂
I make myself laugh too, which is kind of weird I don´t need friends
Funny 🙂 i wasnt smiling the whole day until i read this. Thanks charly
You´re welcome and 🙂 a lot
‘The Smily Emojis’ 🙂
That one and this one 😦 and this one too 😉 That´s it.
Yup.. 😀
Category – The Dork Diaries 😉
The what? The hot diaries you said….
The diaries of old man is what i meant!!
Can you pay for my teeth treatment? They´re rotting and falling off
NO
i dont deal with old man!!
Wait till you see what the old man has in between….
To add – i am not into pervs either ☺️😆😆😆
I´m not a perv, i´m just a ladies magnet
Yeah the one that has rippling effect
it´s called the Big Bang, once you pass through me or over me or also under me can be, you´ve been created to another version of yourself
A creepier version
a more lovable version, and I´m not talking about the t.v series silly girl, talking about the Big Bang theory. Weren´t you the one who went to college and have a high level of education?……..o my o my……
Haaha go away your lameness is killing me
go where? what do you suggest?
Hogwards
Where the crazy people are you mean? Fuck that, what about jail? It´s nicer trust me plus there once a month you have “special priviliges” with people from the outside, women you know?!!!!
See i told ya u r mad!! How about a mental institute
you mean institute for the mental, go to grammar school!!!
Whatever
whatever dude? or just whaaaatever…
Whatever old man
Santa or no, have a Merry Christmas, Charly!
You too Anna
I think this poem would fall into the holidays category – 😃
A very strange holiday, I should invent a holiday of my own, actually call it “Charly´s day”, still got to figure the detail about what would be the main theme of it
Yes I can see what u mean