Prompt by https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2016/01/27/29-january-2016/
Historical fiction under 100 words
“Get your man up there!!” Napoleon shouted to his Lieutenant.
“Where?” The Lieutenant asked a bit confused.
“On the Chateu de Sable!” Napoleon´s voice barely audible under the heavy
barrage of gunfire.
“It´s the Chateu.” The Liutenant said with his eyes watering.
“So?”
“My grandmother lives there.”
“Take her out, now, and stop crying like a little woman.. You pissan!”
The Liutenant went inside and moments later came out, he dropped to his knees
and said. “He is gone.”
“He?” Napoleon said with a confused face.
“Yes, Gorgie, my granmothers dog is gone.”
They lost that battle that day, and the Liutenant was hanged for “idiotocracy.”
110 words…come on
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
CRAZY LIFE 
This is great. You made me laugh 🙂 Thanks.
This is the unknow true history….
and thanks for taking the time Reading and for the comment
🙂 Always. I like to read
That´s a good trait
It’s Napoleonic creativity – sacre bleu! G:)
Ce la vie, je suis Charlie le petite
Enjoyed the French feel – tres Bon sir spaniard! Tres chouette!
Merci boucup
……said Napoleon
ha!
A great take on the prompt. I wasn’t expecting that twist! Well done.
Thank you
A little twist on history, Charly. I never would have considered Napoleon for this prompt. Great job!
Amy, you are not well verse in history,if you dig deep down this is what historians don´t put in history books…..I should actually write a history book probably would get more engage students in that subject 😉
Thank you for Reading and commenting
I’m kidding!
No you where not!!!
Duh! I was! I kind of know who Napoleon is.
Yep, a five foot small dude with mean ass temper, plus a good military tactician also. But he was a Little guy. And that it is true history, look it up if you want.
No need. Thanks!
I’ll add a smiley face next time. 😊
here ya go!——– 😉
😉
ohhh charlie! I don’t know what to do first, laugh or cry.. can you make this more simple? mmmm maybe you can use 50 words next time 😀
You can do both at the same time, not that hard
nope.. nope can’t do 😀
can you eat bubble gum, kick ass and also walk?
is this a tricky question?
You´re the teacher,the smart one. I´m a siple minded person without studies
what happened to Vatican??
That was all God related type of things, and in Latin so…..but not real university type of thing
ahh like homo homini lupus est? or something like that?
No, it was more like: Veni, Vidi, Vici
well, he was not Spanish I can tell you that 😀
You think….ha ha, well you´re mistaken
hehehe, i am not 😀
His name was Charlyonius Weedasis. Just so you know
i am learning so much from you 😀 😀
You´re welcome
de nada!
And yes I´m the wolf
lol, well, you and the rest of us 😀 according to the proverb. now, tell me which one you want me to grade.
Seems God has pulled a fast one on me, and to your other comment of the post perspective….hell I was talking about that one! But since I´m commenting on this Napoleón thing I forgot all about the rest of our conversation in the other post, it´s 7 a.m, my two neurons are on standby still and…. is not my fault. Plus years of abussing neurons does take it´s toll, again not my fault
nope, it is the fault of neurons for not wanting to multiply in the early morning 😀
Good point
i have too many to count 😀
You…. I was going to say a barbaric word.
You sunshine was yoing to be.
that is why you should always keep sunblock and your fancy shades with you all the time 😀
I knew you found me sexy on those, and they where not even mine. The first ones at hand to do that stupid “montage”, even without my real cool sunglasses I´m sexy….aaaaa, the things one has to endure for being S E X Y
🙂
And yes, I´m the wolf
You’ve done a wonderful job with historical fiction here. The dog really sealed it.
Thank you a lot Dawn
Great story!! “un pissan” you got the mood, colour of the language and made me chuckle…poor Gorgie!
So you got the “pissan”, probably most didn´t, anyways glad you read it.
It set the mood perfectly! I have read the life of Napoleon three times…so you got me on this one doubly 🙂
Lol!!
Hah, no wonder he lost in the end. Poor lieutenant.
Appreciate you reading, glad you liked it. Yes, seems the Liutenant was not cut out for battle, too sensitive.