i sit typing in my parents computer, as the great son i am i came to take care of
their dog while their out,i should rewrite, the first sentence, i sit trying to write, suddenly:
The wrath of what it seems of a tiger starts biting my leg, her teeth sharp as razors, i cry in pain
she keeps going at it, I stop writing, I stop creating, i look down thinking of “what in the world?”
i see her, the little dog, i jump in horror, she is the devil, she then starts biting the sofa, she
goes on to bite the beautiful wooden oak table, and then she goes on to bite a freaking wall!!
i´m suppose to write but can´t,i have been hurt badly, my leg bleeding profusely and now
i´m limping around trying to catch this devil, so she won´t eat the whole house,
or swallow something….my head spins, i feel like committing suicide,
i think about how mothers can take care of children, what a heroes
those women are, but the devil is still biting at my bloody leg, sipping my blood, she is
the devil in disguise.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
P.S. Please pray for me so that when i can return to my place in one piece this Monday.
But she is sooo adorable! 😉
She looks adorable, sort of like a good looking woman but then she ends up being a viper….
Oh Charly you poor thing, Devil dogs come in all disguises, even cute little gorgeous disguises like that. Perhaps it’s a vampire dog, now it’s tasted your blood it will haunt you in your dreams 🙂
I don´t sleep when I come to visit this house, always on high status alert
I feel like this might be a really dumb question, but hey ho i’m gonna ask anyway, why are you on high status alert?
Because I´m terrified of this little monster, and I´m quite sure that instead of a bulldog they gave my mother a gremlin, you should hear how she makes little weird growls and little barks, to me they sound more like the gremlins.
I had heard there has been an increase in Gremlin attacks, apparently some back yard breeding, just remember, no lights, no water and no midnight feasts :-). How’s the bite on your leg today?
I´ll remember that, the bite on the leg is infected and now they will probably will have to cut my leg, just part of the job no big deal
ohhh, thats bad. if it helps i am a certified surgeon, i was certified by the university of internet lol I will happily come and cut that leg for you 🙂
That is reassuring, by the way you could also give me a hug, I´m one of those guys, a hugggggger…..
🙂 i would defo hug you Charly, perhaps when the surgery is over we could snuggle down watch some films whilst you recover 🙂
I´ll cook for you first and then we watch the movie, wich one by the way?
im liking the sound of this, which movies do you have?
Is that the only movie you have?
yeah, The departed works for me :)….am I allowed to talk throughout the film though? cos you should probably say now if im not allowed to talk 🙂
No talking, that is a no no, I think we should stick to the dinner and then each to his own room watch whatever you want, cause I hate watching movies with other humans, it irritates me when they start saying “he is the bad guy, o no, maybe is that one…e.t.c” I´m a loner watcher of movies….unless I´m not really watching them and doing some other thing
pmsl Charly, I hate watching movies i wanna watch with other people too, i usually save all the tv i wanna watch until my daughter is at school interruptions drive me crazy….we’ll watch the movie together, both of us in complete silence 🙂
Done deal, by the way can you sell your daughter so she doesn´t interrupt?
well no, apparently selling kids is illegal, but seeing as we are having dinner and movie under the guise of performing surgery on your infected leg, i suspect i could leave her behind seeing as it is ‘work related.’
I probably wouldn´t be a good parent…is it ilegal to sell kids? Meaning we can make a profit if you sell them to some other couple that want to adopt, that would actually be a gesture or being a humanitarian
That would be a very humanitarian gesture, but no, the government like to keep control over the selling of kids cos they make a lot of money from it, so any kid selling has to go through them and they do not pay you for it, you just hand your kid over for free.
You do know I ´m going the president of the world
But, I’m going to be President of the world, I already have my world domination plans…
Well, you are a woman, so my guess is that you do have a domination plan for us…..just look at Maggie Thatcher.. you women…..gotta love ya, and hate ya also 😉
But I was raised by a single mother so I can´t hate ya, most of you I should say, or I should say I don´t hate, I´m not a hatter!! I dislike that would be the Word, but since my experience being raised by one person a.k.a mother (fuck I´m drunk and is only 9:45 a.m here… long story but it was because of you women, or woman I should say) anyways my mother, she did pass one thing to me, never get fear in the way, i might be broke, i migh´t not know what the next month can bring to me, actually i might even not know what today might bring to me, but as she tought me, or i just picked it up as I grew up ( this weed is good) that i don´t know right now hold on i´m just typing without putting my fingers up from the key board so the point being, is ,
just suck it up and be strong since life is not easy, i guess was my point.
Hey, you know what this woman told me when I told her I was going to be deployed to afghanishit, she told me to bring her some sand from there to show it to her girlfriends……just mom.
did i speak to much?
Ha ha aren’t you the talker this morning 🙂 I like a man that can talk….sometimes. women do come prepacked with a bucket full of plans don’t they, I think it’s part of the awesomeness of being a woman :-).
we hate you and also can´t live without you
that is not fair
damn, son. did that really happen?
Yep, she eats everyone and everthing, as I said even a concrete wall, probably as she grows up a bit more she´ll end up going through walls
hehe. hopefully you two can learn to get along, she seems pretty badass 🎃
She sure is badass, we actually get along, but is almost taking care of a baby
She’s trying to dispose of those slippers, pal.
She seems not to fond of them
Try bare feet and see if she stops. If she bites your feet off though this message will self-destruct before you can sue me
Man of man, what type of advice you give…..sadistic
The dog was looking forward to it. 🐶
Indeed she was…. and is also right now
She needs a warning sign, “biter”. Cute though.
I should put up a sign on the front door that says ” dangerous dog”
Is that a Boston…they are so unpredictable. I have a brown boston, so sweet and laid back , a male…my friend has a black and white weight female 12 pds and is Godzilla! Hang in there Charlie, don’t let herhim get the best of you! 🙂
It´s a bulldog, and a her and she can´t stand still for a second. I´m hanging maybe today or tomorrow that I get back to my place, and probably will get back with PTSD
Oh. I know what you ate going through. Holly ( that’s what my friend named this little demon dog of hers) drove me batty) Good luck Charly:)
I hope you wouldn’t bite her in return!!!
You’re are not supposed to get along. You are supposed make her want to be around you!!!
Hard, isn’t it?
I should have though about that myself, just bit her back. And eye for an eye.
But we get along, I think…. gonna have to ask her, lets see what she responds
I hope it would go well!!!
It will,since I just see her for a couple a days if that much during the week, so…. I´m like the cool uncle that drops once in a while but doesn´t have all that much of responsibility, I´m not the one taking care of her day in day out, the pisses the shits and the rest
Try to stay cool. You don’t want her pissing in your pants!
No! Noooooo! You are giving nightmares now
From this old Marine to you, “Stay Frosty, I am calling in the fly boys!” Simper Fi!
You have to call a whole division of Marines to deal with this little monster, I was thinking of sending her to deal with those crazy ISIS guys in the middle east, she would be the secret weapon
Amen to that!
It’s always the cute ones
Sort of like women….
No horns here 😉
Yeah, let me talk to your ex boyfriends lets see what they have to say about that
She is adorable!!! Thank you for the laugh dear friend 😊😊😊😊
😉 Yep, she really is cute, bit a pain in the rear end but cute
Where’s an exorcist when you need one? Good thing you can still say, “Stay frosty.” I like those parting words. Kinda like Dan Rather when he said, “Courage” at the end of his newscasts back in the day.
It does have a meaning actually the stay frosty thing, and more courage than this Danny boy Rather
She’s a cutey, be brave!
I try to
cute ones are more fierce!!! At this hour of distress, may the force be with you!!!
I´ll need a lot of force, call Dark Bather when you can, see if he can help me out
Ouch sounds very painful.
Paniful. torturous, you name it
Awww that little thing no way she looks adorable HAHAHA I am only kidding …I have a little dog and damn that dog can be mean so I hear ya ..try to stay in one piece. Oh yeah love the comment about mothers being hero’s …yes we are!!! 🙂
o.k. so you are a woman, or girl, or chick…. yes, how in the world you do it is quite something for me, but you moms are héroes, the good moms since i was raised by a single mother so how in the hell she could up with me, and i turned out perfect
I hate to inform you that they cloned Hitler, and unfortunately for you, the scientists fucked up and put his DNA in THAT DOG!
For crying out loud, and now you tell me?!!!!!
Gotta warn you too, the dog could very well be expected to Goose Step in March time/tempo. See this can prove embarrassing because folks are already wondering what is up with dogs leading humans around to pick up after their feces. Some sort power struggle I assume.
Hopefully we win
Sounds like it is time to use your good leg and punt that fur ball out of the stadium (house) just make sure to use steel toed shoes just in case it turns around and tries to remove your toes. When that doesn’t work, find a 12 gauge.
I´ll just rap her with c4 explosives