You heard right my flock
gonna start hunting like a hawk
tired of being broke in the city
surrounded by evil humans with no pity
don´t have money and I feel like I can choke
not able to pay for even a simple coke
so….I´m going “off grid” living in the bush!!
the last frontier
is waiting for me there
to live from the land
working with my hand
hunting,fishing,making my own cabin, my homestead!!…..damn,
now that I think of it…damn again
I just figured out I´m actually are a real cripple
but I do have more than one nipple, so that is good news.
Problems I just realised I have (can you believe I can forget the seriousness of them? Yep.)
-I have blood clots in both of my lungs which means
I have to inject myself twice a day to keep the blood flowing
and I don´t have a freaking heart attack glowing. I walk 50 meters
and I´m already tired. That is number one disqualification for living
in the bush. Damn
-I have cirrhosis in the liver…where else would it be, in the knee? You idiots…. Damn
-Half of my pancreas is not working so I would probably would be shirking
overall while building my cabin wall. Damn
There are more, but I´m getting bored. So screw it then my flock, I´ll stay
here with you, so you can rest in peace. I still can see Alaska on T.V while
eating a cheap big burger with a bunch of grease.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.