There was once a man
He was imperfect
Had more than one defect
He had addiction problems
Alcohol and drugs made him homeless
Now he is sober
And is not a full time ogre
But…..he still suffers from OCF!!!
The man is an Obsessesive Compulsive Flirt
But…sexing and flirting beats the Alcohol and drugs
Is what he says to himself while he nods
Today is a great day
For him to stay
Snuggled inside his home
With the sexy landlord which he´ll take to Rome
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.