She covers her eyes with both hands
He looks her from top to bottom wondering
She ask why
He smugly says it’s going to be a goodby
She leans over
His ear to her mouth
“I’m sorry but your father and I have been having an affair”
The man drops to his knees and cries
Water pouring out of his eyes like cascades from the skies
“Whaat?!” I was the one who was going to dump you.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.