In a small Spanish town…..
“Make America First!” The yelling woke me up. I was in a state of confusion, shock,
what was happening?. I carefully climbed out of bed, with the broom stick in both of
my hands ready to hit whatever came after me. Yes I do keep a broomstick by the side
of my bed, it’s effective as a bat, maybe deadlier for an intruder since you can also
spear him. Making my way down the hallway my jaw dropped. My English bulldog was yelling
“USA USA…..Make America First….Winning!!!” I slapped my face around to wake me up,
but she still stood there screaming while watching Fox News.
I left the broom to one side and sat down and decided to talk to her.
“What the fuck? First off, you’re a traitor since you are English,
second, the bandana you have around your neck says ‘made in China’
so you’re taking the jobs away from the U.S, and third stop with the yelling at 6 a.m”.
She shut up. I made my point, Trump or no Trump I’m the leader here. Next thing I know,I see
the dog making a phone call, is this really happening? She speaks with a perfect american
accent, she Spoke to Trump and told him what I told her. I knew something was wrong when I heard
a hiss over my head.
I’m now talking to you from heaven, yes, they dropped the A bomb on top of my house.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
CRAZY LIFE 
ππ€£… Charly Priest! Too funny… does she know any secrets, because this may be the week more than a few bombs are dropped on some heads. Its crazy over here in politician land. π€ͺπ€―π€¬
Over there and over here and in all countries really, but I don’t know my dog seems she had a direct line to the white house, I’ll try to ask her from heaven if she knows who killed Kennedy and about the allien landing, but I’m a bit afraid as you can tell. Maybe you’re next…….
Hush! Hush! They are listening in… no doubt in my mind. If i am gone, along with my brother, you will know why! π§ππ
O.K!……i will speak in whispers, and who is going to believe me when you go missing? It’s the government, I’m just a little person, you have to write it down in some stone and tell me where the stone is so I can have proof and blow the whistle on them, and then I can become like a celebrity also for blowing the whistle…..
Will write as much, which is little, what my brother told me, being in intelligence, before he took his life. It was enough to make me wonder. He didnt want to overly alarm me. Wish he were here to see what is happening. Certainly would tell me not to believe half of what they broadcast. He meant nothing to the government, and disposable. Just like all the other people who keep us safe and truly care. π±π
Holy crap this made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I could make a couple people laugh and take it a bit easy with the politics for a 2 minute read….mission acomplished.
I love this!!!!!!!!
By the way thanks for commenting
I spit out my coffee when I read the party about him being a traitor . Iβm still laughing
Lol! dying here in Trumpland.
I’m glad, gotta have a sense of humour
Instead of using the phone, why can’t she just treat him like a fire hydrant…and piss on him?
Damn….that is hard core