Ladieeeeees!!
It´s your chance, now or never baby dolls.
I´m just looking for a woman that smokes, drinks,cooks good,
specially hamburgers and lots and lots of them. And that she pays
the rent plus all the smokes and drinks.
You might think that is too much but in return this is what you will get:
The best sex in your life, and I am actually quite funny. Not because I try to be,
it just comes out of my mouth some weird things and happens to me some weird things,
all of them…..well maybe not all but most of them are laughable. So 50% of the time
you´ll be laughing with me and the other 50% at me.
Forgot, you have to take care of this
She cares the shit out of me, I´m actually a bit traumatized I think.
So give me a thumbs up in comments if yes and if no a thumbs down, and if no girls are
willing, hey guys…..I´m open to options.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
CRAZY LIFE 
I’m sure you’ll have no problem finding a lady.
Or man at this point, can you pay the bills?
I don’t know about that.
Just kidding around, good day for me so most of what I say is a bunch of BS, but I do have a great and Deep poem written, for later or another day, today I´m Reading as much as I can on all your posts, quite a few by the way
That’s great, can’t wait to read your thoughts.
Hard to resist Charlie. 😊
I´m just lifting the bar up way to high
😊
I laughed my way through this…
You never know till you ask though…right? Who knows, there might be some hot sugar momma (daddy) out there looking for what you’re selling.
It´s a good product, in Spain is called ¨Jamon de bellota¨