I was a soldier but anti-military

See you people stinging a poor bee, lying around,
books on handaround and my nice computer,
I think it will end up in the future.

Look at that stud, HEEEEEEEERO! HEEEEEWO! HE… DRUNK
I´m in the mud,
best and worst time of my life,
and that is actually nice.

Believe it or not, I was a infantry combat soldier,
that picture was Afghanistan 2005, I was before in Irak,
and it all did suck, but that´s the job.
Mother told me, ¨You are not a military person.¨
Agreed, but I was good at it, was in charge of 4 other guys,
fucking crazy Charly Brown if I think about it, we did good for
the good people there and if we got shot at we did bad to those who had,
a rifle in hand,
but I did hated the politics of the army,
quick example,

We had a guy, this was in my first week of basic training,
telling us that if you drove the ¨Humvee¨ too fast over a bush,
or some even crazier thing than that, created climate chance.
Not bullshiting, pure truth is you can believe it, Socialist government, tell us
to not go over a tree or shoot through trees, since they are obviously very important.
Just a funny one this one, they where worst,
politics in the combat infantry army young man… just take a hike and be hungry.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.