comedy

living near a school I feel like Herod the great

Herod or Herodes the Roman Client King of Judea
He is famously known to build the city of Jerusalem
Amen!
What does it has to do with me living near a school?
I´ll tell you.
The freaking english school(ironic, in a shitty Spanish town)
is right under my cool-small-rent-room in a first floor,
facing the street, facing the kids,facing the constant scream of kids,
driving me insane
and the kids are to blame.
In comes Herodes the Great, hey, he built a city and he was a king,
He was also know famously for killing kids with his bling…..
Not a bad idea!
day in day out
constant scream of kids running about
my head about to explode
my neurons already have erode
little monsters
are the real badass gangsters
hence,
i decided to follow Herodes example
not only to trample
those evil monsters sent by satan
kill-fry them in a pink pan and eat them in a can

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

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Not politically correct at all (over 18)

Found this guy obviously in YouTube, and through that medium is how he became ¨famous¨.
Just a new voice, the left does it all the time, why not the right? Or maybe he´s in the middle,
or a mix. Second day sober,
I´m laughing, and probably loosing some followers. Point being apart that I think he is funny
and an autrages voice for people on the right and my guess some on the left, women are included..


Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

womens day

I´m sorry it was yesterday the day to celebrate you. I live in another type of world and forgot.
It´s 1.29 a.m, hence I have a rhyme. Maybe in the US it´s today, maybe in China it´s not 1.25 a.m,
got another rhyme and my guess it´s that weird people forgot about a womens day.

The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds,
the highest morale and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have seen.
Thank God for the U.S Marine Corps.

Eleanor Roosvelt.

What I have read in Wikipedia she was a champion of feminism,good politician also.
I´m not talking about the Marines only, just to clarify…..Hey ladieeeees!

No Charly Priest DAY, not cool.