Magical gloves

Here goes a shorty story about the supermarket.
Now with this virus the supermarkets here in Spain give put plastic gloves in the entrance.
The other day, since they stack them so packed on a box, I spend half an hour to
put the freaking glove on. Plus since they are so packed, they stick together
and when I pulled one out 50 went to the floor.
Now I have become an expert at putting on those shitty gloves that makes not rational
sense, how many people stuck their hands in there before I did?

Anyways, go put on the gloves quickly, I pass a 60 year old man would be my guess,
but very well dressed, nice white Polo t-shirt, nice jeans, very hip gentleman.
Now a days, it is the man doing the shopping I did notice that in the supermarket.
All men, and you got to understand that at least here in Spain these older men are
not use to go to do the shopping.

Point being, I get into the supermarket after putting the dummy gloves,
I see this man struggling to put one, it fells to the floor he looks at it
as if it was a perons from Mars and says calmly “fuck” just staring down
at the glove. I was thinking is this gentleman going to pick it up or does
he expect for the glove to jump to his hand…

Later on I´m on the line to pay, I see the same gentleman trying to weight the groceries
on the scale, the scale here you weith the groceries you enter a number and it gives you
a ticket that give you the amount to pay, then pass it on to the register. Again you need
little bags to weigh the grocecries and this guy is sturggling, agan it all falls apart
he just looks at it and again “fuck”. Not a “fuck!!!” Just a murmor “fuck” and the gentleman
still watching at the mess. It had me smiling, he suddently looks up and sees me,
he just shrugs as if saying “Hey, what can I do? I just discovered America”

This corona thing is good for feminist, they are making all guys do the shooping.
The gentleman was unique, you think in his 60 years of life ever went shopping?
No, this was a complete new experience but the tone he said the F word was funny.
At least I´m not the only not experience one, more than him for sure, but not the only
male dummy when it comes to go to the supermarket, know where each thing is, prices,
get the ones on the back ot the shelfe´s since they have more time on expiration date, e.t.c.
Just a funny escape of the quarantine.


Yes yes, she looks like a lady,
No baby
look at my I phone just stumbled upon that picture

other picture what a fucking gallary

good food
No food
Asian girl, nice girl by the way

Why I wake up and have a cigarette? Freaking weird, first thing I do when I have money, food? What?

Sorry, just found that one, had me smiling though.
that hurt nice
The freaking blanket is the American Flag… traitor

living near a school I feel like Herod the great

Herod or Herodes the Roman Client King of Judea
He is famously known to build the city of Jerusalem
What does it has to do with me living near a school?
I´ll tell you.
The freaking english school(ironic, in a shitty Spanish town)
is right under my cool-small-rent-room in a first floor,
facing the street, facing the kids,facing the constant scream of kids,
driving me insane
and the kids are to blame.
In comes Herodes the Great, hey, he built a city and he was a king,
He was also know famously for killing kids with his bling…..
Not a bad idea!
day in day out
constant scream of kids running about
my head about to explode
my neurons already have erode
little monsters
are the real badass gangsters
i decided to follow Herodes example
not only to trample
those evil monsters sent by satan
kill-fry them in a pink pan and eat them in a can

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Not politically correct at all (over 18)

Found this guy obviously in YouTube, and through that medium is how he became ¨famous¨.
Just a new voice, the left does it all the time, why not the right? Or maybe he´s in the middle,
or a mix. Second day sober,
I´m laughing, and probably loosing some followers. Point being apart that I think he is funny
and an autrages voice for people on the right and my guess some on the left, women are included..

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

womens day

I´m sorry it was yesterday the day to celebrate you. I live in another type of world and forgot.
It´s 1.29 a.m, hence I have a rhyme. Maybe in the US it´s today, maybe in China it´s not 1.25 a.m,
got another rhyme and my guess it´s that weird people forgot about a womens day.

The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds,
the highest morale and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have seen.
Thank God for the U.S Marine Corps.

Eleanor Roosvelt.

What I have read in Wikipedia she was a champion of feminism,good politician also.
I´m not talking about the Marines only, just to clarify…..Hey ladieeeees!

No Charly Priest DAY, not cool.