afhanistan war

Importan to wear gloves…..

If in the military we were working in 50 celcious degrees heat,(Afghan)
the whole weapon is burnig, vehicles, you name it,
let alone shooting weapon for a sustain amount of time,
the barrel overheats, everything overheats, that would include my balls.
So might as well weare gloves.
The trick is here, since our socialist government didn´t provide us with,
forget about gloves just nothing. We had to improvise a lot of devise.
Until then nobody in my unit knew I myself knew english.
Reason is to do a treason!… No, I knew if the superiors knew that
I knew English I would not be pure Infantry, I would get stuck in the rear.
So in 2005 (accoding to official records my unit was not there.. thank you Government)
We or I bartered with who? The Americans. And they would give me some gloves, so we would
rotate the fucking gloves. To not burn our hands. Yet… it is what it is, we burned.
So double meaning to this, and don´t ask me cause I am not that smart.
I will say that we, the Spanish, were prohibited from using cameras, but not the drinking,
so that was a good barter for the Americans. Suuush, tell your mom only…shit, not your mom,
tell. In wordpress…..

Single shot Freddy(30 seconds video)

I know, I see these things…specially drunk actually. Not drunk now,
but who the fucks cares, starting to piss me off staying in this shit town
staying-conversing with criminals, no joke, neither me for them. Mutual respect,
I know, did what they do, long time ago. Pisses me off not taking care of my ill mother.
So I go in this shit town, shut myself up in my rent room and see.. or watch…
I can relate.
Funny moments when one guy…. and yes ladies, we where all guys why do you think
I´m constantly horny? If you can imagine, you will never experience
it and thank goodness for you, that´s why you have nutcases like us.
That was a funny one, the U.S and..paratrooper! You do need a stress reliever, like this guy.
No brainer.
I did my job there.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

The route

I´m watching too much military shit,
the video it says it was done in 2012,
I was there in 2005, but no reporters it was ” hush hush”,
very much so. We weren´t able to call home and our living quarters…
Jesus, these guys have the Trump hotel. 4.46 a.m, In Spain,
hot as shit here, worst in Afghanishit, but I was young then, had more hair,
in the head and balls. Funny I stubled upon this video. The exact same road….
and they are still working on it. That is progress….

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

INfantry soldier, army

i was in the infantry
i fucked a girl so quickly
i am a hero
what a zero
i am a human
with God default
so i say is not my fault
tired of seeing in the american channels
all those great soldiers who have been in combat
true
out of the blue we are human
and my humans are or were a bunch on crazy nuts
that put out their nuts
also ¨ normal¨ they were just one or two animal

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Army, why not.

Actually from all the people in the world my mother told me to write about
this part of my life. Now she has cancer so I am back to taking care of my people.
Almost forgot…..

That is the new cool soldier
I wonder
I was a bit of a brawler
Hence I hit a first liuten<nt,
they switch the other A hole
to another A hole
at the last minute
since it was my second deployment
i knew what could happen in those type of just one moment
so i hit it and knock him out
fortunately
incredibly
masterly…..haha, fucking around
so
yo
this is true
and i am wearing blue
the 1st sergeant
was the one who pulled me out
of going to jail, give a shout!
…….not good in the barracks
but good on the field
hey yo i seen me

That was no a cool uniform guy fighting……fuck!

Naaa, my guess is that one I smoked to much of…sorry it was the coffee,

Holy shit, forgot about that photo, just scrolling around the ¨Add media¨
actually forgot about all, just like to see them, but… I do know I have me….tan ta ta tan

There goes Little Charly in his good times, 24 years old, second tour in Afghanistan, sorry I meant Afghanishit,
ain´t that a handsome man, Young man at the time, hell, I´m handsome now, try to un-handsome me…. you cant!

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

This is what you wanted!!!! humm?

I went a bit rogue
So I went off road…..
Hit it!!!
Look at the military
He is so scary!
I shoot
Do poop
And be the HUP
Snap the title or the words
They are getting on my nerves
Insecurities…. that’s for another, GREAT POEM
Almost forgot, look at that handsome soldier….
specially the women by the way!!! and nothing about being gay.
Out.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Crazy soldier!!!

Yes, believe it or not that is me…. but loooong time ago.
So here we go!

I’m in a room freezing my ass off
and that is only one half
my testicles
have become balls of snowflakes particles
………………….
No wonder I was feeling easy pease in my momma house yesterday
wich is not today, today I have 5 sweaters over me
and I can’t even feel my cool knee
…………………………..
O yep, the photo, yes it is me, but I was in my early twenties,
now, forget about it, I might as well
go to hell, hopefully is not freezing like heare
do you nails in the errr?!!!!
……………………………
Or, write
so you can taste a bite
of this Shakespearian
that is always right
but I forgot, not really you silly,
so army, deployed with friends in a honeymoon
things went occasionally “booooom!!!!”
and thinking back
I have no clue how I could still walk around
in my life compound.

So I’m a hero!!… gotta have a sense of humour.

What the fuck is wrong with wordpress, now the “proofread” doesn’t work,
so I’m also a hero of words wich I think I’m worst, infantry, Spanish Legion military,
and hold it cause we are crazy as the shit we can spit, or just me, since
i’m the writer in my cool computer a fighter…….

Stay Frosty gents and since I’m a anti woman I won’t say gentesses, fuck, I already did,
see? You evil.