the notorious

She is the notorious,
quite obvious.
She is a bulldog,
as you obviously I show.
She is, well…. a pain in the ass,
I was only cutting grass.
But time passes and I fucking miss the crazy dog
No girls, no women with teeties, or boobs can replace,
the fucking NOTORIOUS, myyyy woman.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

I´m opening a dog brothel.

Yesterday night while I was eating dinner alone. Well, not exactly alone if you consider having as your dinner companions two dogs. A maleIMG_0957 yep, that´s him and the female which apparently has taken to one of my habitsIMG_1020. Know I have to spend double on cigarettes. What a Anyways I was eating some juicy stake, and these bastards seemed to love it. I told them that watch out since in other countries like China, they may not eat stake  but they do eat your types. The idiots wouldn´t believe me even the male which the family as a whole has come to the conclusion that he is in fact a bit retarded, he´s also deaf and doesn´t bark. Plus his name is Lucky, and he has everything but luck the poor bastard but the idiot or not so idiot since he can´t hear me,my  assumption is that he knows how to read my lips, so he heard it andIMG_1051yep, stuck his tongue at me. They eventually sat next to me and while I was eating they started making out, not kidding. I didn´t care at the beggining, although it is a bit weird since they are brother and sister, not sure if they get it, but there I was eating a nice stake that by each passing moment I was starting to choke on it seeing what the where doingIMG_1065 This was the least, the male started humping the female and I decided to put a stop to it. Couldn´t even finish my juicy stake seeing the penis of this bastard. So I had an Eureka moment. Dogs do need to “relief” themselves once in a while just as humans do. I probably have to relief myself more than the average male or female for that matter,  but I´m just a pervert which is another story. And I came up with the idea of opening a dog brothel. Why not? Humans have them, why should they not have it. Even PETA would be on my side on this one.

First, I would take them out off outside dangerous situationsimages-10that must be some scary shit for the dog looking at all these guys with guns. Also no combat deploymentsDownloadedFile-8although I will say this, this black dog is quite smart. He´s watching out the rear of his male counterpart. But the noise of rifles firing can be too much for them and I don´t want more PETA people crying about it. Plus they seem to get a bit of trigger happyimages-15and that can pose a danger when they return to the civilian life, which to me sometimes doesn´t seem to civilised, but that too is another story.

Conclusion, for their sake, for our sake since first you don´t want your dog to get a 50 caliber rifle and start shooting cats. Plus I don´t want have nightmares after I saw the penis of my dog trying to penetrate the female while I was eating and almost vomited. I decided to talk for them cause they can´tDownloadedFile. This morning I went in full recruitment mode, first got Sandraimages-2 she´s a natural by the way. And then got Julie which I had to apply some make up,I do think the ending product turned out so badimages-5. If I´m starting a dog brothel I figured we also needed some party for our adorable dogs so Joe over hereimages-11 gave me a hand with some cool stuff. I also had to provide for beer, but that money came out of my pocket. Joe just stole it. He maybe small, but quite a bastard. In matter of hours we had our first customers waiting outside the doorimages-7 I know, they might be small but they are horny as hell. And good payers I might add. Once they got in before going with the girls one of them started ordering drinks right away and you should see this thing chuck down all that beverage, who knew that such a small thing could have such a big intake  of fluids…DownloadedFile-4 an plus the weed… they where having a ballDownloadedFile-3. So it was an all out win win situation for everyone. They had fun, I pocketed some money in what was my empty wallet and they all went back home not to do creepy things in the house like my two dogs, and much more tranquil. They do need relief, an owner thanked me since know he doesn´t have to deal with this againimages-6.

So overall, I´m making PETA happy taking out these dogs from dangerous situations, plus most of the members of PETA are women, so wink wink, that´s should be a plus for me. I´m making dogs happy as well as humans. Although I do have my enforcer in case one of these humans says some nasty words about my new revelation to make humans and dogs live in harmony amongst each otherimages-3. Naa, i was just joking….or not.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

PETA! You´re nuts. Really, you are.

I´m going on a rampage right now, this idiots..I can sort of understand that of not killing whales, but tell the Japanese that so they can starve. Or you should probably make them eat strawberries for their hole life. Yet again black bears eat strawberries so you might have a conflict of interest there.images Or maybe not. That is the adds you put out you un human devils or animals, what are you human or do you want to be a animals? It´s my leg, fucking nut jobs you are.

You just have to intrude on everyone in any country and have it your way because you are morally above everyone else, you´re for the safety of the animals. And the rest of us, even hunters hate animals right? I probably take better care of my two dogs than you idiots. What you are is morally misguided with your priorities all fucked up.

People for the Ethical Treatmeant of Animals. One thing is to be ethical another thing is to equal animals to people and that´s what you did in a fucking disgusting way the other day.

A Pennsylvania teen was attacked by a bear while hunting causing severe injuries that she almost lost her ear. Following the attack PETA wrote her a letter, ” This seems to be a good opportunity to put yourself in the place of the individuals you and the rest of your hunting party were trying to kill. As terrifying as it must have been to be attacked by a bear, please consider the frightening and painful experiences that hunters set out to impose upon animals”  Notice that in the letter they refer to the animals as `individuals´…my ass individuals they are animals, I don´t serve a plate on the table for my dog to sit next to me and eat some good cow meat, or bull meat. Are you kidding me? They eat once in the morning and once in the afternoon in their little plates that are in the garden. Then they come back up to their little comfy mattresses, after shitting all over the place and me picking up the shits. You´re equating animals  to humans, you freaks. Don´t you have anything else to do than to write a letter to a teenage girl that almost died by a bear. Seems you don´t.  Get a hobby I´ll pay for it, like cleaning my dogs shits. You love animals so much so come to my house and help out with the shits of my two beast I have to live with. And the letter….really if I was the father of that girl I´d give each and every one of you idiots a slap in the butt, like my mommy did when I was little and did bad things.

PETA Reprimands Teen Hunter After She’s Attacked by a Bear | Fox News Insider Yeah, I know is the Fox News the devil, but if someone takes the time to see a 6 minutes video and tells me that the woman there for PETA is not a bit off, to say the least, then I guess the world is upside down and I just have to live in it. Which it is by the way!

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

*P.S. Hey idiots, I know you´ll be reading this. The organisation who follows me and controlling everyone in the web because they´re an organisation that fights the good fight like antibullying(that one is good though), hate people who hunt whales and bullfighting and a bunch of other stuff that I can´t remember. Bullfighting is in Spain to stay, the government already tried to banned it and guess what? it´s called democracy, the people want the bullfights. So 1% is not going to tell the rest of us Spaniards what to do and see.  They actually wrote a post on me calling me a Troll, that was cool, through traffic my way. Actually helped. I always said if you don´t have enemies in life you´re probably doing something wrong with your life. Troll…you kidding me? I don´t even know what the fuck that word means. Nothing good that´s for sure, but I like it when I buy a cat, I´ll call him Trolly and when I go hungry I´ll do like my grandma did in times of the Spanish civil war, whack him in the head and eat it.*