Narcissist ME (pic´s)

I just realise I wrote the last 3 post´s about being strong, grounded in reality, things like that, all very serious really and the thing is that I really didn´t write it about me, which seems some people think I do. I do most of the times but not all the time. I wrote them actually for a special person to see if he or she got out of the dark hole. Didn´t seem to work by the way, only oneself can get out of it at least from my experience. So it´s 3:30 a.m in Spain and decided to write this thing, can´t sleep, so instead of going serious for others I´m just going to enjoy being narcissist me and making fun of me and then post it tomorrow.Enjoy if you like.

IMG_1390 O yeah, look at that stud, getting ready to go…have no idea but I was going somewhere. So that´s the first picture, I look even normal. There is a debate within the family that I sometimes look like a criminal, not kidding. What does a criminal look like exactly is my question? Anyways, so that´s me , I did call the post narcissist me though……anyways again, this was probably taken by my great mommy before I went out Friday night, or boggy nights as I call them. Cause I´m the boggy man.Foto 290  This was  the face of the aftermath of one of those nights out, why would somebody post things like this?go figure, I´ll talk with  my psychotherapist. Forgot, she doesn´t even want to see me, anybody out there that wants to help a pour soul?

Now me againIMG_1462 much better now, and ready to go on the great adventure. It is great for me since around where I live I can´t find much of theseIMG_1464_2 bookstores! And yes that´s me again bought 3 books, and see the last section, the one I´m looking at! Well only there you can find books in English so that is for me a greater adventure than getting shot at or stabbed or in a fight. Got some screwed up things that happened in my life that´s for sure.

The day doesn´t end there, then I take care of this beautyIMG_0894 . Doesn´t it look good! Damn it does, I´m the one taking care of the garden and stepping on the shit´s of these two bastards that look at them they´re in love, love, loveIMG_1470Can you believe the one looking at the camera is the male, we got to the conclusion that he is a bit gay, or totally gay. By we is the whole family, but he´s cute. A bit dumb for sure he´s suffers from the Piterpan syndrome, you know when people don´t grow up…..well translate that to a dog. But what can you do, he´s  part of the family. Holy shit, I forgot. They do have dog food but when they are in the house we do give them bread, so the bread that is left from some days back and not going into why so much is left but look at this thingIMG_1455Broke a hand cutting the hard bread and sweated like a pig all for the two bastards up there. So after the hard labour of doing the garden, not really hard labour. I worked as a gardener and that is not fun at all. But working just  an hour maintaining mom´s garden it is quite relaxing for me, I say it´s my yoga. Look!IMG_0910And like these one there are quite a few to take care off. It´s interesting to see how they talk to you, I´m not going completely nuts here. They do talk to you by means of “hey, my last flower is going a bit down maybe some water every two days or so?”

So after hard gardening labour is time to huntIMG_1460_2 took me a while to grab it but I´m fast as a gazelle. And disclaimer, for vegetarian people I do not hate animals I do love to cook them thoughIMG_1461hummmmmmm, roasty toasty tasty. So after a good meal what do you do? You sit down and talk with a friend with a cigarette in handIMG_1364, no not the dog is the friend, I´m actually on the phone with another human. And see the female doggy to your right, what the hell is she talking about…….look at her mouth, she´s saying something. I´m looking down probably cursing her out since I can´t hear the other person on the line and can´t understand what Daisy is her name, but she doesn´t seem too please with me. And I figured it out now, because I´m not paying attention to her! Women……. 😉

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.