She is the notorious,
She is a bulldog,
as you obviously I show.
She is, well…. a pain in the ass,
I was only cutting grass.
But time passes and I fucking miss the crazy dog
No girls, no women with teeties, or boobs can replace,
the fucking NOTORIOUS, myyyy woman.
Hi guys and gals, I have been diagnosed by this idiot with Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. But I think I’m normal.
Why should I listen to him when I’m biting his shoes? Or why should I listen to him or anybody
when I go into my “crazy” mode, well that is how he calls it and start running round and round and round
and hitting myself with the walls. No brother Charly, you are wrong.
He did tell me to say to Stay Frosty gents and gentesses, but screw him I’m not his slave, so see ya guys and gals.
I’m Tina by the way, just a little slip up to not introduce myself at the beginning but that does not mean
There is a saying that goes like this “To his dog, every man is Napoleon.”
It’s a great saying, like my dog….
1- She steals my food from the table
2-She barks at me when I’m sleeping in my room
3-She barks at me when she hears me wake up and go to the bathroom
4-She bites my feet
5- She actually bites pieces of the wall
And that is just a couple of examples.
So I actually don’t feel like Napoleon, so who the F came up with that saying?
balls are like magic
is not static
didn´t mean it in that way
i meant the ball in my mouth, say hay….you better
i´m the Tina Turner
i can do some murder
so this is what comes out of my head
without being prepared
All for the photos, and that is for mom, I think she obviousoly rmember those, not me in the uniform,
but the rest…you bet, hey mom! Remember those two dogs over there…. I was taking care of them, or maybe
not all that much but you know I have to say that in public.
Then we got this crazy ass girl
Freaking nutcase this one, do you only get dogs that are weird or what! Maybe like the so called kid.
That is not me……this is me, but you know the kid
hold it Remember this one…..
Anyways, fuck all that shit, since we are lloking in the future so i think this is the one, I guess
but I can be a bit of a mess…
You are laughing….
Although your face looks like a mean woman
And I know you have a strong forearm
I think you are laughing….
Hopefully you are not coughing
You are my bad ass baby girl
With your sweet teeth that do the cool swirl
I just watching the U.S Presidential inaguration,
Just chilling here waiting for a margarita
I see people like this
and people like that
Yo, I’m just chillin, hey Charly! bring me the Margarita and a cigarette will ya! I want a drink
let me begin
with my rapin
wanna eat a cow
my name is Tina
the cool dog
that ate a frog
I was in the infantry, say combat and did what I had to do-
Point being, the psychologist told me not to see this things,
but apart from the human tragedy I lured that is also the freaking
dogs that sniff that shit My only dog, she is something, and
ever time I see her is relaxing. So maybe this idiots (psychologist)
have a point.
So this is what I´m seeing right now at 12 a.m in the night
And this is what I see tomorrow, which to tell the truth I can´t wait..
All the other veterans out there, this things do work. At least for me.
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