The priest is playing a prank on me!

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.
I live right next to a church, stop the freaking bells, Jesus Christ,
what the hell, is this guy going nutty on the whole town?
Ding Ding Ding, jingle bells for a minute. I actually timed it. Kind of weird by the way.
I think this A hole is just messing with us, sorry he is priest I´m a Christian and I do
know them personally, there are two so that would be two… and they actually live 50 yards
from me. Would be good is my guess to get along with them, specially one of them
that when we cross paths, since this is a small town so you can imagine, and a small world also,
so he sees me and keeps on telling me to go to his sermons. As a bad Catholic I never go
but God has a sense of a twisted humor that´s for sure. Point being…… Ding Dong Ding the Dong
just stop with the freaking bells, holy shit, corona.

Kneel prayer?

Goes mostly for the Americans, also goes mostly for me dummy,
Why do all films I see they pray before goning to bed?
I can pray in the afternoon, watching some weird moon.
I don´t have to knee down to know HE is looking after me.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Don’t take the apple

Everything was going well,
In that little island
Of heaven
With one heathen,

He said to her,
Don’t eat the apple!
She did a wobble
And burst the bubble

So Adam and Eve in the picture above
Well, Eve took the apple and now look at us humans?
becoming-suffering from ruffians.

Don’t take the apple
God has better plans
To implement
So we don´t lament.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

my weird god prayer

My prayer every day
I say-
That encompass everything for me,
this is the be… take care of my family.
having said that
I hope my mother doesn´t read this, she wont actually
but the maybe,
still a mammas boy and she doesn´t want to hear a punk little bitch crying,
it is embarrasing not even trying
I write, I´m not the normal guy, probably have done and seen things that you won´t,
but still I can kill… soul for writing. Just me
happens to be.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

holy father

Forgive me father since I have sinned,
I was there,
had nothing to spare

Forgive me Father,
I mistook you for Dan Rather….

And Holy is my name
for everybody to blame
and….. shit
I am a priest
a priest from hell!
For all those people to yell

HE does have a sense of humour by the way,
if it wasn’t like that HE wouldn’t have let me stay
in this planet so array.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses, have a beautiful Saturday.