comedy

The kid (65 word story)

As I heard the words come out of her mouth my heart stopped.
“Are you sure?” I asked her.
“I am.” She responded.
I’m going to become a daddy.
Questions flooded my mind, do they make a lot of noise? How much cost this and that?
I could feel my knees buckling, she just smiled and said,”its just a bulldog!”

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

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Just a cute post

I figured that writing about miseries all day it depresses me, so… here we go with a me crazy!

When I go I go off road
I go rogue,
so the damn animal
wich I consider a criminal
thought it would be nice to sleep on top of me
so….let it be.
But when in the world did the animals had priority over humans?
I guess we got to get back the crazy Romans.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

preview for the next interview

Marrocans… I’m a nazi (did I sepell correctly ‘nazi’?)
don’t you see
we go in not so much harmony

Marrocans…. My name is not Daisy
but you make me be a bit crazy

Marrocans… pulled a kife on me
well,so let it be

Small town here
O my dear! and what did I do next?
The great Shakespeare will tell the X

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
That is what I call a tough guy……

My dog is a trump supporter

In a small Spanish town…..

“Make America First!” The yelling woke me up. I was in a state of confusion, shock,
what was happening?. I carefully climbed out of bed, with the broom stick in both of
my hands ready to hit whatever came after me. Yes I do keep a broomstick by the side
of my bed, it’s effective as a bat, maybe deadlier for an intruder since you can also
spear him. Making my way down the hallway my jaw dropped. My English bulldog was yelling
“USA USA…..Make America First….Winning!!!” I slapped my face around to wake me up,
but she still stood there screaming while watching Fox News.

I left the broom to one side and sat down and decided to talk to her.
“What the fuck? First off, you’re a traitor since you are English,
second, the bandana you have around your neck says ‘made in China’
so you’re taking the jobs away from the U.S, and third stop with the yelling at 6 a.m”.

She shut up. I made my point, Trump or no Trump I’m the leader here. Next thing I know,I see
the dog making a phone call, is this really happening? She speaks with a perfect american
accent, she Spoke to Trump and told him what I told her. I knew something was wrong when I heard
a hiss over my head.

I’m now talking to you from heaven, yes, they dropped the A bomb on top of my house.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

NO smoking!!!

It’s all in the head…. and in your pocket too,
no money no honey, but what you get out of this mix,
I smoke one pack a day, so today, there was nor way,
no money is the unsolved honey.
Point being, it’s all in your head, I call it “mindshift”,
so now I can go and write some sick song with a twist.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

comedy!

It is what it is, got my right face looking like the
Elephant man, maybe the guy broke something on my cheek,
anyways is time for my comedy, he was the 2015 best comic
but it all depends on your sense of humour or in humour,
but I can relate to what this guy is saying, shit…my
face hurts, hope you love it….or not, I’m just going
to bed and put cold things on my face so the swelling
goes off, but is a big swelling. So….comedy!

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.