The old cowboy

He always wore a black hat
he didn’t tolerate this or that

His face tells a life long story
which most people in his case would be sorry

Jesse is his name
the other men he killed he left with no brain

Riding his horse into the sundown
now the bad people can calm down

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Smooth cowboy

Riding his horse through the vast open western fields,
the cowboy stuck his heals,
the horse ran ran and ran through the open land.
He got to the Alamo, surrounded by the Mexican army,
he saw a dead body,
and he smiled. One less, he thought.
“Hey cowboy!” Yelled a Texan.
The cowboy looked up.
“We are out of ammunition!”
The cowboy laughed in elation.
He snuck behind the enemy lines and found himself
behind a Mexican Coronel, he grabbed a cup of coffee
hit the Mexican Coronel in the head and said,
“What the hell are you idiots doing?”
The Coronel looked him in the eyes, to his demise,
he ordered his troops to run.
The cowboy then drank Mexican rum…with a smile on his face,
and the Mexican army in disgrace. The Alamo would live to fight
another day.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

oooo……johnny boy

Mama had only one son
He had the nerve to carry a gun
Johnny was his name
Violence is what he claimed

He never thought twice about using his gun
Which it turned his life upside down

Mama told him one day God will save him
He looked at her and made a grin
The destiny he choose was the outlaw life
And he was good and he did strife

But he got caught and ended in San Quentin
He busted out and got caught again ending up in Sing Sing

oooooo Johnny boy.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.