crazy facts

Rant!!! (over 18?) Long…

Fuck, have no idea if tu put over 18 in now too politically correct society,
or just put (over 0.5) Parents is your decision and obligation to know what your kids read.
Not about that, going here there and where? Gonna be long so I expect to get a lot of
LIKES and FOLLOWS since it´s me. This looks like a diary and diary is personal I´m just
crazy and write it for the public to enjoy, my misery, my gladness (some), my fuck it now.

We as a family make a good team, my father for his nature is not able to be on top day in
day out on top of my mother, It´s been 1 month or more that I literally became from a “cool”
infantry soldier, kill or be killed literally ( 37 now, military experience happened
between 2001 almost 2002 to 2005) to a 24 hours caretaker. I bring up that shit, for a
simple reason, people might say my father is not with her, fuck that shit!
He though his contacts and they are high level, brought the best team of experts on
my mothers cancer to not treat her as a “usual”. She is the queen of him, he will move
rocks in the atmosphere if necessary for her to get the best doctors. But is just not
in him to see the day to day fuckness, so that is our team. I am able to see it, hence
I revert to my military practice that to tell you the truth you got to be born with it,
forget about military, you are either calm and have empathy to a point since if you are
mentally to involved you do not react well to the person that you are looking out for,
so STAY fROSTY-calm, cool, collected, and other adjectives. Good ones that is and it only
happens to me in extreme circumstances hence my father knows so he puts me on that part ot the team.

In my mind while I was..fucking shit fuck! I just like that word,
“No pidas peras al olmo” It is a Spanish saying, My father love my mother obviously and got the best
doctors and a private hospital in Spain, which is rare the private hospitals here in my country.
We do have one payer system. Actually that saved me being able to go without paying….except all the
years I paid the government for my work, including the military and scary but loved it.

Pissed off really, even with the hot nurses, I find myself like a bloodhound. Did she (mother) take
that pill or did you change it? The nurses say “we have to check” go back to the head doctor of all
and ask him to give me the ” chart” of all the meds at what time they give her,

Now with these rich people in this hospital …fuck that that would be too long to write and now seeing the hot
nurse next to me while I´m writing but I do pause to phisically go to their “station” and if they don´t give
mother their correct medicines… chewed up one pretty nurse the other day, it´s against my animal! Insticts!
She wa hotie didie but gave her two times the morphine prescribed, so that is a NO NO for me.

I thought I would write something more insulting or controversial…fuck it, although I´m still flirting with
a 20 year old nurse…what the fuck was this? so there we go

Hit LIKE Hit FOLLOW AND MORE IMPORTANT HIT …..wallow WALLOW!

Author of this work: SOCRATES

Eddie

Prompt provided by: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2016/01/05/fffaw-week-of-january-5-2016/

“Stop it!” Sara yelled for the second time in a row, but the giggles just intensified.
She couldn´t concentrate on her work. She got another swap of saliva and put it under
the microscope glued her right eye in the opening and stared intensely at it.

“You aint getting it, are you? heheheheh”

“I will get it. I´ve worked on this for almost ten years now, it´s almost done.
humanity will thank me.”

More giggles.

“I found it!” Sara yelled, “here is the YH microsomes.” And she gave Eddy the high five.

Eddie had stopped giggling and now he looked at the ground.

“Thank´s a lot Eddie, you´re a great buddy, you sure look happy for me,” She said sarcastically.

Eddie finally got the courage to look at her, “didn´t you have enough by bringing a skeleton
back to life? Me, I´m a miracle of science not that YH stupid microsome and nobody is going to
know me. I´m stuck in this office day after day and when someone else comes in I just play dead,
which isn´t even that hard! I just have to shut up. Nobody aknowledges me.”

Sara patted Teddy on the head and softly said, ” with time Eddie, with time.”

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Important facts to know!!!!

-When it was 12 minutes, 12 seconds,12 o´clock on December the 12 it was……12-12-12-12-12 And that gives me the hivy givies.

-If you fail your drivers license 3 times in Switzerland by law you will have to see a psychologist. Freaking Swiss, bunch of nut cases.

-Since 1978 at least 37 people have died from shaking vending machines in an attempt to get free food. Good! they disserve it for being idiots and trying the “free” stuff, see? nothing in life is free, even that shit.

-Ever notice how most of women problems start with men? Like men-struation, men- appause…..men-talbreakdowns! don´t jump on me ladies I´m just giving out the facts 😉

-The tongue is the strongest muscle in your body so make sure to use it wisely. Men! you know what I´m saying…..

A rhinoceros can ejaculate 10 times in half an hour. Son of a gun

-According to the Infinite Monkey Theorem a monkey hitting random keys on a keyboard will eventually end up typing all of Shakespeare’s plays. I knew that guy was not all that genius.

-45% of every dollar bill you have owned has been in a strippers g-string. I knew there was a reason they smelled funky when I was in the U.S.

-After and argument 85% of people tend to think of all the clever things they should have said. Bunch of dummies if you ask me.

-People born between 1996-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries and 2 millenniums and they are not even 18! Lucky bastards.

Statistics from Harvard University have shown that humour is linked with higher I.Q. You got the example right in front of you here, or my writing I should say so I´m not in front of you per se but in spirit.

-It costs the U.S 2 cents to print a penny. There goes your debt……

-If your nipples get hard you burn 6 calories. Hell yeah! Where is a woman here? Or just cold air I´ll settle for that.

-People who avoid unnecessary arguments tend to have higher I.Q´s. I knew it, I can feel my neurons giggling inside my head, I don´t do stupid…..

It takes 2 seconds to determine another persons physical attractiveness. I just need a half a second but I´m me and you are you.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses, now you´re a bit smarter like me.