the man that got away

He found himself in a trap
So he just snap
Got the knife
And killed his wife

Police were chasing him
But he went to the gym
He finally disappeared in to the dark
He was just a little spark

Years later….

A friend asked him why he killed his wife,
the man, looked at him as if his friend was nuts and said
“She makes terrible apple pies.”

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.