dogs

War dogs


She picked the scent!
I only gave her one cent
cheap dog this one…
English bulldog Americana!
can drive you a bit bannana

This is the current dog we have, miss her also with this Corona shit.

Just watching videos of the dog that was on the raid of Binladen, if it´s already hard to move, shoot, communicate,
and the rest, then reading the dog….damn, that wass interesting.
Hey yo! Yes you Tina, mother named her that as in Tina Turner one of her favourite artist.
Yo Tina! Hear? You actually have better teeth than me you behaviour missbehaviour.
Send her to prison, but a cool doggy prison not a regular one, is there some?
They should make them then, I´m an entrepreneur so…. people gave you an idea

The kid (65 word story)

As I heard the words come out of her mouth my heart stopped.
“Are you sure?” I asked her.
“I am.” She responded.
I’m going to become a daddy.
Questions flooded my mind, do they make a lot of noise? How much cost this and that?
I could feel my knees buckling, she just smiled and said,”its just a bulldog!”

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

war dog

Let loose the dogs of war…. well,(that is some US Marines saying i think
I was in the Spanish Legion)
she is more of a diplomat
just read and snap
as you see she says hello
and I don’t even need a whore
point being….forgot, hold on let me think,
got it,

It is true that certain dogs will calm you down,
every time I pass through my mothers house there she is,
looking, staring, and won’t stop persuading me, she is
a bit of a nut case wich i can relate, but all the anger
I have inside she just smell it and makes me calm down.
She is, MY DOG OF WAR.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

I can’t believe it

Yes, you see that freaking monster. My mother bought her one of those beds made by NASA but for dogs!!
The freaking dog sleeps in a better bed than I do.
Guess what, the monster was taken to what I call “massage parlor” for dogs. I didn’t even know they existed,
they givee them with special products since these bulldogs are very special, in the sense that they have a lot
of skin problems, massage them, bath them, Jesus….. They’re more delicate than my barbie….sorry the
secret is out.
I can’t believe how this dog lives……. she even eats the same food that we do, no wonder she later doesn’t
want to eat the dog food.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

I’m sexy Tina!!

You like my teeth?!! You better, I’m the friend of Charly the Priest

Yo,
bro,
is freaking hot here…..

just taking a nap now
sayyyy, wow!!!

I feel alone now,
and then this idiot comes around

That is not violece by the way, although I hope he is O.K
Let me see what I have here…..

Yep, mother is the great rather in stranger artinwhe….. so that rhymed.
And to top it,

The idiot thinks I’m with him…. damn with these humans.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Hi guys

Hi, my name is Tina,
I already introduced myself once or twice what’s with that?
So here I am chillin with my buddy
Man, the poor dude is loosing hair and he put on several or quite a lot
of severals pounds since he stopped drinking, but he says he is sexy….
I don’t know, it’s so and so.
At least the other day he gave me his food
O, and new ball for me to ripp apart
He’s not all that bad of an owner, still the poor bastard needs some improvement,
he never knows when I talk with him what I want, if I want to go pee or poppo, he seems
to day dream quite a bit
I think he goes in a catatonic state. I wonder….
Anyways I’m going back to sleep

He told me to say…. Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
What the hell does that mean?