drunk

drunk poetry

I have to say that I’m a drunk
I also buy a bunch of chunk
The devil is whispering…drink drink, shooooooo,

I lived in Dublin,
that was my drunken sin,
fights,
but i’m always in my rights
step,
I don’t regret fucking a sheep
sounds,
Like a barbarian… where is my thong?

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

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moonshine


Moonshine,
is the slang name
for me to have no shame
high high!!
i’m touching the sky
drinking drinking
i feel so kinking
seeing the moon shine
makes me intertwine
and shine.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

No alcohol!!!

Early in the morning
Rising to bells ring
I got this situation
With rehab as my king
Gonna do today
And today is long day
Going to the south of Madrid
Eat a dick… sorry, just came out
Point being!!!! I got an interview with
This woman and she will determen my future
Or I will determine my future because I want to change it
And if you are a drunk that you spit

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Drunken song

You ask me why
and I just say hi

Later at night I bang on the door
but you don’t let me in so I go to score

In the morning you let me inside
but you pour all my drink outside

One day you locked all the doors from the front to the back
and just left me a note saying I should pack

You ask me why I’m writing this poem….I say,
some call it a tavern but I call it home,
fuck you I’m drunk!! Fuck you I’m drunk!!
Even though you pour my beer down the the sink you skunk,
hahahaha, I got more in the trunk.

Drunksmen song

I just invented a word the drunksmen
since I just cut my hand
with a whiskey glass
but i gave it a pass…

I bought you a rose
and you hit me in the nose
then i bang in the door
and you said to go snore

You tell me to put the beer down the sink
but I have more in the trunk
So fucky you I’m drunk!!!

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Fuck you I’m drunk

I left in the morning
Because you were too boring
I got to the bar
And shit that was smart
You call me all type of names
Wich I can do a dumb relates
You tell me this things
And I’ll just buy 100 drinks

Fuck You I’m drunk! Fuck You I’m drunk!
You throw it away but I still have more in the trunk.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

P.S. Under the age of 18 don’t do it, actually don’t do it at all whatever the age is.
winking here, that was long time ago thankfully.

Cheers

You ask me why I write this song,
when I’m smoking my bong….
you are weird
and then something appeared,
it was not the angels
it was the strangers,
they lift me up
and saw I was handcuffed in a weird not,
Fuck you I’m drunk Fuck you I’m drunk!!!!!
I will not rest until I get in bed with a beautiful and nasty skunk.
Chhers boys.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.