-When it was 12 minutes, 12 seconds,12 o´clock on December the 12 it was……12-12-12-12-12 And that gives me the hivy givies.
-If you fail your drivers license 3 times in Switzerland by law you will have to see a psychologist. Freaking Swiss, bunch of nut cases.
-Since 1978 at least 37 people have died from shaking vending machines in an attempt to get free food. Good! they disserve it for being idiots and trying the “free” stuff, see? nothing in life is free, even that shit.
-Ever notice how most of women problems start with men? Like men-struation, men- appause…..men-talbreakdowns! don´t jump on me ladies I´m just giving out the facts 😉
-The tongue is the strongest muscle in your body so make sure to use it wisely. Men! you know what I´m saying…..
–A rhinoceros can ejaculate 10 times in half an hour. Son of a gun
-According to the Infinite Monkey Theorem a monkey hitting random keys on a keyboard will eventually end up typing all of Shakespeare’s plays. I knew that guy was not all that genius.
-45% of every dollar bill you have owned has been in a strippers g-string. I knew there was a reason they smelled funky when I was in the U.S.
-After and argument 85% of people tend to think of all the clever things they should have said. Bunch of dummies if you ask me.
-People born between 1996-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries and 2 millenniums and they are not even 18! Lucky bastards.
–Statistics from Harvard University have shown that humour is linked with higher I.Q. You got the example right in front of you here, or my writing I should say so I´m not in front of you per se but in spirit.
-It costs the U.S 2 cents to print a penny. There goes your debt……
-If your nipples get hard you burn 6 calories. Hell yeah! Where is a woman here? Or just cold air I´ll settle for that.
-People who avoid unnecessary arguments tend to have higher I.Q´s. I knew it, I can feel my neurons giggling inside my head, I don´t do stupid…..
–It takes 2 seconds to determine another persons physical attractiveness. I just need a half a second but I´m me and you are you.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses, now you´re a bit smarter like me.