In a small Spanish town…..
“Make America First!” The yelling woke me up. I was in a state of confusion, shock,
what was happening?. I carefully climbed out of bed, with the broom stick in both of
my hands ready to hit whatever came after me. Yes I do keep a broomstick by the side
of my bed, it’s effective as a bat, maybe deadlier for an intruder since you can also
spear him. Making my way down the hallway my jaw dropped. My English bulldog was yelling
“USA USA…..Make America First….Winning!!!” I slapped my face around to wake me up,
but she still stood there screaming while watching Fox News.
I left the broom to one side and sat down and decided to talk to her.
“What the fuck? First off, you’re a traitor since you are English,
second, the bandana you have around your neck says ‘made in China’
so you’re taking the jobs away from the U.S, and third stop with the yelling at 6 a.m”.
She shut up. I made my point, Trump or no Trump I’m the leader here. Next thing I know,I see
the dog making a phone call, is this really happening? She speaks with a perfect american
accent, she Spoke to Trump and told him what I told her. I knew something was wrong when I heard
a hiss over my head.
I’m now talking to you from heaven, yes, they dropped the A bomb on top of my house.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
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