global warming

Blog, kill bunnies,kids march… I´m on a rant!

Rant one I saw the other day a post that was talking about what to do after
you hit the little button ¨Publish¨. Meaning that for this person she is waiting to see all
the LIKES, FOLLOwS,COMMENTARIES, STAT´S. Really? What the fuck, I normally have read quite
a lot of posts before I hit publish, there are days and weeks that I don´t even publish,
lately yes, but I truthfully rarely look my stats (most likely is because I´m lazy).
I hit publish and keep on reading others and make my little notes that I may or may not
use later on. When that freaky bell we have on our top right gets illuminated bright orange,
after I put on my dark shades I´ll see what is up, but not in a hurry.
If this would be my stress then I´m truly screwed in life. What a fucking post…

Rant two Kill those bastards! Yes the Little cute bunnies. People have them
as pets? I can´t believe that shit, they even have pigs as pets, that would be good for me though,
wouldn´t have to spend money on meat. I´d just adopt pigs and bunnies kill them in the
living room and eat them while watching the ¨dog whisperer¨. Fucking bunnies here in a region
of Spain the population has grown so much they have eaten all the grass so now
they go after the crops of the farmers. Literally,they have put thousands of farmers out of work,
forget about the government taxing them and their products to an extreme which translates
for the consumer to buy that product at a higher price in my cool socialist country Spain.
I think the cute bunnies work for the government. Just kill a lot of them.
Or hire me, I´m a pretty good shot.I can make myself a mercenary of the war against rabbits.

Rant three This famous kids march 3 days ago….against global warming.
In 115 countries. They skipped school to go for themselves to that march, so that was
intelligent of them. Did they drive themselves there? Point being it is a very well
organized effort and my guess is not by 12-16 or whatever year old kids. I won´t get
into the global warming argument (although in most of the pictures I did see all the
little kids with wearing t-shirt….). I think is disgusting to use kids as props to push
an ideological agenda, kids that are being indoctrinated since their minds are not fully
formed and informed about the issue. Again, using them as props and saying the ¨kids march¨
as if they themselves got together, drove by buses, made all the show happened.
Whatever your position is on the subject…..you really think is good to exploit kids?

Wooooooo! Now I feel better, my anxiety level has lowered, going to smoke a cigarette,
just to pollute a bit the air.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Weather malfunction(poem)

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Third of July
should be hot
but I don´t know why
it´s going drip drop dripy de drop
water pouring on top

Global warming
Global freezing
Global screaching
or
Global malfunction

Not my fault I don´t have a car
so I´m not leaving any scar

I know

It´s the Chinese fault
they are more than a trillion
that´s quite more that one hundred billion
all those humans
making others unhumans
it´s their fault!
or not
but I need to play the blaming game a lot.

dip drop
dipy de drop
it´s not hot
global warming blaming game on top

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses. (This finale was ironic)

Crusade lovers… waste of time.

I feel like being controversial, piss someone off.

1.) Gay Activist. In full disclosure, my uncle recently died from aids. He knew I knew he was gay and I knew he knew I knew he was gay(makes sense?). But we never talked about it, we just ate, had fun shopping which was his way of having fun, he was  one of the best human beings one can encounter since I never saw somebody so generous in my life. Plus he laughed his balls off when I started talking about some crazy thing that happened to me, specially the way I told it, and specially when I talked to him about my strange encounters with girls.

Having said this, what´s up with this crusade by gays to make everyone accept them. It´s impossible, I myself can´t be accepted and get the same rights as others, and others the same, so why that crusade. I understand standing up and explaining your beliefs but that crusade of fighting every single thing, every single thing is just stupid and is not going to get you anywhere. Except piss people off and you get in a worst situation. And I might add that the little crusade by gay activist, they are a lobby, the money they get is what I will never see in my life. And if they really care about gay´s all around the world, why the fuck don´t you go to Saudi Arabia comes to mind where they kill you for just being gay and start protesting over there. Have some balls, but nope, you sit comfortably in your democratic cities and give everyone else the pain in the ass. Just accept like everyone else that life is not perfect, you don´t have it all that bad and specially pisses me off when they compare themselves to second class citizens like in the days of segregation. Tell that to a son of a  black dude that was hanged because he was black. Great comparison this crusaders make.

2) Feminist. DownloadedFile-4I don´t think woman are doing all that bad now a days. Before you where necessary, now you have become obsolete.Feminist I mean not woman obsolete I love them. Again it´s a lobby and as all lobby´s they have to vindicate some cause however minor or stupid it is in order to keep the money flowing in. You make a little less than the man….not so much less and I bet the woman working at MacDonald´s makes the same as her counterpart. Not good working there by the way, I´ve done it and it sucks but was a happy camper at the time though, at least there was some money in my pocket. So what do this Feminist want? Equal pay for the same job? Not even between men in companies they get the same pay for the same job. Not joking it´s a fact which is not on the news obviously. I think overall you´re pretty good. And in your crusade for equal rights, which equality is such an elusive term, go to Afghanistan and say to the Taliban to let the girls go to school, go to India and tell the men to not treat the women like slaves and rape them as a national past time. Nope, your crusade again is in the comforts.

3)Animal rights groups Animal lovers, how the fuck is an animal going to have any rights? In what world does that happen. These people what is worst is that they equivalate animals to human beings, animals have feelings and humans too so we are the same. You got to be shitting me. I have two dogs, 9 years old each and not expected to live much more. I love them, I take care of them, specially now that they are old. But they do not sit in the table with me and my parents to eat a plate of good meat. They eat their food at their time in their place and then they can come up if they want and fart their way into the sofa where I´m at and sit on top of me. But they are not humans like these nut jobs like to think of them. PETA send a letter not to long ago to a 17 year old girl who was hunting, she stumbled upon a little bear so mama bear got angry and mowled the girl and the girl lost her ear. While this 17 year old kid is still recovering a representative of PETA send´s her a letter saying that now she knows how they(bears)feel. Are you kidding me? If I was the father I´d smack the shit out of that wacko.

4) Global warming activists That is a bunch of dough this lobby has. Yes there is an increase in global warming or cool warming or the climate is changing whatever you call it. And caused by man kind. But according to the UN, I saw this on the news yesterday, most of this comes from our little friends the Chinese but why blame those guys though. They are an emergent market with new factories plus the added bonus that they are over 1 trillion of these people! What do we do, kill the half of them? And the Indians too who also surpass the 1 trillion mark.They did say the temperature of the earth would rise a couple of degrees in 50-100 years or more. You fucking me? Is that really a concern. If you live in Alaska and your kid say´s it´s warm today when usually is cold just for a couple of degrees tell him you´ve moved the family to Phenix, Arizona.

Also, there was this naked bicycle run in some State of the U.S a couple of days ago to bring awareness to global warming. You kidding again. Thousands of guys and gals naked in bicycle. Of course your going to get attention but it´s going to get the attention of people saying “That girl has nice tits” or a women saying “Look at that stud on the bike”. And is also dangerous, if I was one of those dudes I would be in the back of the line because if you´re in front and you stop there is the possibility of the guy behind you to ram into you and stick his pole where you don´t want it, or maybe you do but not recommendable while riding on the bike. And by the way, why don´t these idiots go to China and get naked there and start pedaling. Lets see how long before the police comes and arrest them all and send them to some hell hole.

So overall, the cause are semi just, but most of them take it to the extreme, and no extreme is good. Plus they take it to the extreme in countries where they are free, they don´t fight their cause in countries where they really need gay rights, animal lovers, feminists, and the rest. They do it in democratic nations where they are safe. So on top of being hypocrites they are cowards and a pain in the ass.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.