You and me
we used to be together
our hearts intertwined and we didn’t bother
One day you told me to not speak
and yes you did call me a freak
so then I did speak
Darling
you told me to stop hiding….my lies
so I just walked out looking at several skies
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
The sunset above
birds singing
you smiling
and me holding you in my arms
looking, at your truthful eyes…
i felt the pain in my heart
looking down
i saw the knife
stuck in my heart
and suddenly everything went black
when i came to
you where burning me alive
i asked you, why?
and you just waved good by
and walked away with my insurance and my best friend Sly.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
I will wrap my arms around you
Your suffering is something hard to witness
I pray to God to forgive me
But now you are running away from my heart
I will kiss you on the neck
I will kiss you on the back
And later I will make your neck snap!!
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
(I´m going free flow here,so i forgot about grammatic errors or structure)
She came
and that was the end
untill she said it was Marta,
well…hold on cause I gotta get some water from the well,
anyways lets stay on point here, I have it written down
but screw it I will talk through one long,
Marta who is my landlord and lives in my home.
I called this other crazy bitch (she is, a real one) that
acts like a beautiful golden ditch, wich she is not,
take one of my snot bitch. I get hit by this bitch in the
arm and in my right leg, so i call the police,(you might ask yourself´s why
i call this girl and that is another tale) I just saw a squirl….
I had too much written down for this post, so to keep it sort of short,
the crazy ass bitch wich it is my fault to call when i need money,
there you go honey i call a bitch and what is here job?
well she give me money for my drinks, but at 10:33 i called police
to ease the hits she was hitting to me with.
So my landlord, Marta who i think is from the 3000 Spartans,sssssssssssss,
I got 6 police officers in the house at that time, i ´m just thinking
i don´t have a dime to care,i am done so lets be done now.
And….She told them what happened, so that was quite a surprise,
here in Spain the man says “fuck you” to a girl, the girl if she is a bitch
like this one, will call the police and tell them that she is being verbally
abused, yep mam, tell that to another guy not me.
But the stand up woman is Marta, and who ever reads me or knows me, even the police,
still tells me to keep out the bitch not Mart the other girl, they do tell me that, don´t call her
since she will put you in a mess. I do, or better said I did call her when
I have no money for drinks, but now without drinks….and withouth all that
shit we are good, and Marta, she did kick the other bitch out. And I have nothing
sexual with Marta, she does sees me as a kid really, Willy Willy!!!!
She knows I am not perfect but i am a good guy(overall), but as her and as all the other
people they do say “Stay away from that girl” (a.k.a…..the bitch)
But Marta is the Peruvian girl that told the truth
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses. (try to digest that)
I sometimes love to hate
I´m not perfect so I take that bait
I sometimes hate to love
I´m not perfect so you got something to loose, when you really gotta move
Hate to love
Love to hate
What a paradox
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
What was that all about? First you have the president of the U.S putting on a Turkey on a table and pardon it. Come on, you´re going to eat your turkey later on, and why would that turkey want to be pardoned, maybe she wants to be eaten. Maybe she´s a solidary turkey that knows a lot of her fellow creatures are going to be eaten and the rest that are alive are going to look at her as in saying “why do you have the privilage first, to go to the White House and second to be pardoned?” She´s going to be frowned upon my the rest of her species so in my mind the White House does a disservice to the turkey world. And PETA should be outrage by this act of cruelty.
Another thing, thank who exactly? First it´s a turkey which just on the outside it taste bad that´s why they stuff them! Who eats a turkey that is not stuff…nobody. My point is that you have to pay a bunch of dough for the turkey, the stuffing, for what? Forgot, and the silverware that you just take out once a year to look good in front of a bunch of family and friends most of whom or at least some you really don´t like and say Thank You, you kidding me. The long lost uncle will come by, the second cousin that you hate will probably be there and you all eat in the same table once a year acting as you like each other, so I don´t see the Thank you part of it although maybe the Giving part it is there.
Just a rambling thought.
Happy thanksgiving, not kidding…i think.
Disclaimer: All of the bellow are true text messages I´ve compiled from me and some friends.
Him- What would you do if I broke up with you?
Her-Get back with my ex(:
Him- Now I see how much you care, screw you.
Her-Hey, you wanna go out?
Him-Go out with your ex then!
Her-You are my ex(:
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Him- Be warned: I´m dumping you when I get home tonight.
Her-Fine with me. I was just thinking we could use some time apart.
Him-What the fuck Jenna??? I got autocorrected. I meant to write jumping you not dumping you
Her-Well this is awkward.
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Her- Why did you break up with Daniel?
Him- Cuz she tried licking my butthole one time and you know homie don´t play that shit.
Her-Ohh. Wooww.Lmao
Him-Hahahahaha I´m joking you got the wrong number.
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Him- ily
Her-Can you please spell it out it makes everything more special:)
Him- I´m leaving you.
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Her- Babe….I think I´m pregnant….
Him-The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying To Reach is No Longer in Service.
Her-You know you spelled “You” wrong!
Him- The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer in Service.
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Him-Baby…..
Her-Don´t “Baby” me, we´re done
Him-Baby….
Her-Seriously?
Him-Baby….
Her- R u retarded!?
Him- Noooo
Her-Did you rly just respond with Justin Bieber lyrics as I´m breaking up with u?
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Her- Baby, please don´t do this. You have no idea how important you are to me.
Him-I gave you way to many chances. I´m done.
Her-I´ll do anything….
Him- Forget it alright? we´re octagon
Him-LOLOL i meant OVER. That was funny but i´m still breaking up with you.
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Him- Hey
Her-There´s something I need to tel you
Him-Me too. same time. Go!
Her-I´m breaking up with you
Him-will you marry me?
Her- Well this is awkward
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Her- I need to tell you something
Him-What is it babe
Her- I broke your xbox!!
Him-what ?!?!
Her- Jk I´m cheating on you…
Him- Soooo my xbox is o.k right……?
( It was o.k at the end, thank God)
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Him-Roses are red
Her-Violets are blue
Him-We´re breaking up because I never loved you
You piece of crap,
hope you go back.
You are slower than a turtle
so you are a hurdle,
or maybe you´re smart and manipulative
just like a women….so just leave!
Or not.
I´ll get to you back.
Love you hate you.
Screw by you.
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
CRAZY LIFE 