Where is Gorgie Mr. Napoleon?

Prompt by https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2016/01/27/29-january-2016/

Historical fiction under 100 words

“Get your man up there!!” Napoleon shouted to his Lieutenant.

“Where?” The Lieutenant asked a bit confused.

“On the Chateu de Sable!” Napoleon´s voice barely audible under the heavy
barrage of gunfire.

“It´s the Chateu.” The Liutenant said with his eyes watering.

“So?”

“My grandmother lives there.”

“Take her out, now, and stop crying like a little woman.. You pissan!”

The Liutenant went inside and moments later came out, he dropped to his knees
and said. “He is gone.”

“He?” Napoleon said with a confused face.

“Yes, Gorgie, my granmothers dog is gone.”

They lost that battle that day, and the Liutenant was hanged for “idiotocracy.”

110 words…come on

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

The Peregrinus

Another great prompt by https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2015/11/25/27-november-2015/

“Hey! Peregrinus!!” Yelled William Bradford.

“Stop calling me that, just call me Edward, Edward Winslow.”

“It´s just funnier when I call you pereginus, I like to see
the irritation in your face.”

“Really William? We just arrived at our destination, a holy place
in May and you are coming at me with these idiotic things?”

This time William was the one who looked annoyed but he contained
himself from insulting again which happened throughout their arduous journey
on the ship. “Why do we have flowers anyways?” He asked.

“In case we meet someone here.”

“Really bright Edward, I see a whole bunch of people here.”

“Damn, well just call the ship the Mayflower and forget about it,
I´m hungry by the way go get something to eat.”

William returned half an hour later with a big bird.

“What in the world is that?”

“Don´t know, that dude high on the ridge with bow and arrow said turkey
what language was that man?,they told me to got eat with them.”

Edward looked confused, he didn´t like the idea of eating with a strange
guy with bows and arrows. “We´ll see what we do with the bow and arrow dude.”

I probably went just a bit over the 100 words