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Philosophy 101… my way or the highway.

Hi, I´m proffessor Charly and today is time for some philosophy. I feel philosophical. I feel like exploring the relativity  theory by…..ME.

LONELINESS

There is a difference between being lonely and solitude. I say that you can be alone without feeling lonely. Makes sense? Screw it, I´ll go on. Loneliness is the central and inevitable fact of human existence as we know on earth, so maybe just maybe doesn´t make too much sense to try and find ways to mend it, just to accept and find beauty in it. One can be lonely and whole at the same time.

Relatively, since loneliness is a negative for some people for other not,yet again another relative theory in that, but you go back and think o.k, yes you can be hole and lonely but in a sense can exclude that whole and not making you completely full or wholly.

LOVE

“I have loved to the point of madness, that which is called madness, that which to me is the only sensible way to love.”

That´s fucked up. Although it sounds good. But whoever said that he was a bit off, a nut job. Love is…I don´t know, feelings that you can´t understand why or explain them effectively is just is what it is. (So many is´s) But I don´t believe in it, sooner or later it disappears, very few keep it until death, and those few, well they are my angels. Go guard heaven. No relativity theory here.

FRIENDSHIP

When you feel comfortable with a person because you have something in common, that´s what some people say. I say screw that, it all depends. I´ve been best friends with guys and girls talking about everything depending in the context of the situation I was in. Real friendship, I don´t believe in it. Just like in love. I was friends with people, still am, but relations change meaning friendships change. So what is really friendship, there are various degrees and within those degrees it also varies so again it´s all relative how you see friendship.

DEATH

If you are a person of God you have not to fear it. Yet again people of God do fear death, why would they if they are better off in eternity? Playing poker with the Man, having a few laughs. Why would anybody fear death, or any believer fear death. Apparently it all comes down to being human. So relatively being human is an obstacle to being a believer since we have human instincts which is to fear death. So death and God are relatively intertwined in a matter that can exclude each other or not.

SEX

There is nothing relatively about it, that´s the good thing about this. You either like it or not. You either get it up or it stays down looking at the floor. Sex is a pure as anything can get.

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So I guess the premise of my thesis is that everything in life is relative, you can argue and contra-argue about anything, except SEX. You like it or not, up or down. Period.

That was inspirational.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

 

Screwby love of a poet.

You love me,

I love you,

screw by you.

Mew mew, goes the cow.

Wow wow,

goes Mr. Mew.

Screw you that goes by you.

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Fuck me,

You yeeeeeeee!

Screwby, by by.

Aaaaaaaand, I don´t know why,

sky

sky dive.

Untile life.

10 Things that give me brain sneeze.

The earth, round and majestic the kingdom of God. But there are days that I get brain sneeze from practically everything and anybody in this kingdom of the Lord.

1-Mother why in the world will you be running around the kitchen with a piece of cloth swinging it in every direction as a mad woman trying to hit the damn flies?!! Jesus, buy some of that killing spray and spray it in the general direction thereby preventing me from getting dazed by one of your un human swings that tend to end up hitting my head.

2-Woman, why the hell are you so complicated. This girl gave me her number, I didn´t force her. I called today and noooo, she can´t go out this Sunday, she will call me she says. So she says. She says bull sh…t. I´m gonna become gay. Go fags! Woman should be second class citizens, just sweep and clean and get a bean so we MAN can eat healthy, add a burger too.

3-Why do I get pancreatitis and I´m walking around with a freaking tube protruding from my stomach all the way into a little bag I have attached to the end of the fucking tube. It looks strange, I look strange, I look sick like a junkie. Fuck me.

4-Why the hell does my next door neighbour dog starts always barking at 4 a.m? What a bastard, just stop it and let me sleep since that´s the time I normally go to sleep, fucking asshole.

5-Can´t it be legal to kill some people that piss you off? There are a lot of us in this planet, who cares if I get rid off a couple or dozen.

6- Why don´t I fuck more, I use to be quite the fucker, I was good at picking up girls. I lost my freaking mojo. Fuck me.

7-Why don´t I get published. I´m the new Shakespeare in town. Fuck the publishers.

8-I´m tired of the stupid Spanish t.v programs, their soap operas and they last for the hole evening and late night. What´s wrong with my country? Fuck the Spanish t.v.

9-Why don´t I have enough money to buy a a computer that won´t take 2 years to load each page, why did the government fucked up so bad that we are at 27,2% unemployment and that´s the official number they put out go figure what´s the unofficial one, guarantee it´s higher. Fuck my Mackingtosh and the government.

10-America, or Mr. O bama, wama paronama. Just bomb the shit out of Hassan or whatever the hell his name is out there in Siria. If the Iranian´s get a little cookie about it, bomb them too. As a matter of fact Just carpet bomb the whole Mesopotamia who cares. They can´t seem to get their act together. They´re either bombing the infidel of the western modern world or their chopping each head´s off. Fuck´em.  I´ll re enlist back into the army at age 30, with a fucked up back, pancreatitis, tube protruding from my stomach. Won´t even need a rifle this time,I´ll just hit them with psychological warfare when they see me. I´ll hit them in the head with my little tube. What´s wrong with these people?Fuck me.