Jail time

I´ll be probably out by this morning, have the police standing
around me as of right now. They know me, I know them and their last
police chief that was indicted for stealing the marrocans drugs,
prostitution, and a bunch of things. These idiots know me I know them,
The are actually waiting standing just over me, good news is that
they can´t read english, good news I´ll just spend the night in a better
bed that I have in my cool room.
They know about my past history and unfortunately for them I know them.
After spending almost 5 years in the army, these bitches for me, will
be great in the long run. Family is involved,the ones who I love. Why did they came?
It was an ugly fight with the marrocans, had to pull the knife specially
when they got access to my apartment. I just can not and will not stay back.
How you doing police shit? Those are actually my words to these two idiots behind
me, where are the cuffs? Nope, probably they had a shortage of them.

Stay Frosty gents and gents, forget about women, 😉

These idiots are still standing behind me, that can tell you something.

I was in jail, sorry couldn´t read you

Punks, anyways you can always write, in jail to. I´ll write
a post about this last ¨event¨ now…… hit it!

Self destruction
is my instruction
why and why!!
fuck it
just suck it
can i do better?
because i´m a cool fuck up and a nice one
makes some bad choices
but is not in me to run from crazy nuts
5 comming at me, one with a knife… i have more than one hearts
peace and love….sort of

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

oooo……johnny boy

Mama had only one son
He had the nerve to carry a gun
Johnny was his name
Violence is what he claimed

He never thought twice about using his gun
Which it turned his life upside down

Mama told him one day God will save him
He looked at her and made a grin
The destiny he choose was the outlaw life
And he was good and he did strife

But he got caught and ended in San Quentin
He busted out and got caught again ending up in Sing Sing

oooooo Johnny boy.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Prosecutors want to convict me

They came and went and they had a bluff in their ass hole that is bent
see what I’m talking about, you have a doubt?
dumb, not crazy maybe a bit lazy
prosecutor asked me what this all about
I looked at her and she it hot
took my brain punk and said is not
of nothing what you want
sorry lady you are hot
but i can take a fucking line of snot shit prop
going stand a life of a gangster paradise
i realise
God for give me here or when i’m dead in in my fucked up paradise,
i just hope you the ones realise

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Jail house blues

This March fourteen
was my sentencing,
got a fine and two years of parole
for playing stupid five years ago in an abnormal role

Bum Bum Da Da Bum Bum!

This February seemed I screwed up again
it was in a bar and it was property damaging
got to court on January
i didn´t even remember that day so it was scary

Bum Bum Da Da Bum Bum!

Although this incident happened before my first sentencing
this last sentencing will be after the other
so will that violate my parole? I ask my mother
slap slap! Shut up and do not quack,
I live in the unknown if or not it will start
my jail house blues.

Bum Bum Da Da Bum Bum!

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Court is tommorow

Long story short, got out of the army became a homeless drunk
(and not because of the army, that was my decision) so late at night
a I tried to get into a liquor store, by the way I´m not a good thief,the
first time I did that, now paying the pipper wich is what it should be.
Imagine the guy that had to repair all the window shattered, this happened
over 5 years ago, but it does piss me off that it is this late that comes down
on me, but I screwed up pretty big, so time to pay the consequences. I don´t
think I´ll end up in jail, but just in case I want to say to you all: Thank you.

Here is a cool little poem I wrote, and probably will post more today, since
you never know.


Bet you look in the dance floor
That is your way to score-
You got me
Buzzing like a bee
Stinging me-
You look good in the dance floor
You never hit that door
You only hit the floor-

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

P.S. Just in case I can´t read you, have a great Monday!

Smiling this week

Another uplifting prompt by: https://trentsworldblog.wordpress.com/2016/01/13/the-weekly-smile-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-8891

Probably my smiling is quite different from others. Actually I do know is different
from other people in wordpress. Finally got hold of my court appointed attorney
which wasn´t that easy since this is a case that happened 5 years ago and on 20015
I received a notification that on March of this year I should appear
in court for the trial.

Finally after days running around, waiting here and there with the best of each house,
if you can imagine if your walking around government buildings where criminal trials
are being held, you don´t find nuns.

So I got hold of this guy, my lawyer, he actually called me after I spend almost a week
trying to get hold of him leaving dozens of messages. I got several things going for
me, one and most important is that I won´t go to jail so my life won´t be on hold for
6 months. The prosecution has asked between 1-3 years for attempting to break into
a liquor store late at night. Except they forgot it was “attempting” since I got caught
not even having entered the shop, so that´s a mitigating factor on my side ,so kind of ironic,
you´re a bad thief, since a good one would have prepared it quite better except I was
off my rockers back then and living on the streets, so fucking up a robbery not getting
caught with anything of value except semin broken glasses, that works on my favor. For
the ammount of time the prosecution is asking since according to my lawyer he hadn´t seen
anything like that from a prosecutor(1-3 years) for such “a small thing” as he put it.

Second I don´t have any previous felonies,that are in that category of robbery.

Third, the other guy I was with. Since he probably won´t be present at trial and he
is a marrocan, the judge most likely say it´s a mistrial, put out a warrant for his arrest
and he´s deported back to Africa. Thing is since this guy I do know he has
quite a few previous felonies he knows they´ll deport him so having known that guy I´m sure
he won´t volunteer for deportation, just ain´t happening. So the trial will be put on
hold until he is caught doing some other criminal activity or after 3 years if he has
already fled to Marroco(wich I doubt) prisons here are a 5 star hotel compared to those,
and after those 3 years are and he is not caught the crime is expired so no prosecution
and all charges are dropped. The most it could happen is that I will have to pay almost 300 dollars for
the broken glass. And I won´t even have a that felony on my police record. The other ones
are misdemeanor for fighting, except for one that the other guy ended up in the hospital
and this other guy is no priest I should add. It was either him or me, so he got the worst.

So since the date I´m going to appear on court is the same day of my mothers birthday, yep,
not kidding. I actually told my attorney to tell the prosecutor that, and to put the trial on
hold for the next day, to wich we both laughed. Cool guy and competent guy by the way this attorney.
So I´ll go to the trial, say when asked by the judge how do I declare myself “guilty”.
And by then my attorney would have worked out pretty much all those things with the judge,
which he says it´s a friendly one. You can´t be always too sure of these things,
but it´s going to be either a mistrial and wait for the other idiot to get caught,
or in this case I´m rooting for him to not get caught since that would
mean I woul´dn´t have that in my police record,plus the fine,only a civil not criminal fine.
But no jail time, so my life will not be on hold. Normally if they ask between 1-3 years,
you do spend 6 months inside the Big House.

So a reason to smile, as fucked up as it might seem for the rest of readers for me this
week after traveling all around Madrid going to this office that one over there, this
court this other one. Finally got things figured out. Now no worries no hurries. No jail time
wich is the iportant thing. Another irony, if they catch you pissing in the street the police
will send it to the local government and they will fine you 751 dollars in my case. And if you
commit a failed robbery for being an incompetent thief I pay 300 dollars as a fine.
So go and figure that one out.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

I knew it! women are nuts.

This is the beauty of having a yahoo account, another day  in the process of signing out of the email and…… ta ta, I see this hotty here. A bit off in the head he is if you ask me, bit off to say the least, but seems that if you ask women….nope, he´s the perfect man to marry. Have a bunch of his kids, go figure how much the murder rate will increase, but he is hotter than Brad Pitt….I´m sounding to gay here.