Impractical jokers morning thought

You got to be kidding me….nothing surprises me.
5.22 a.m in the morning, I wake up and go to the bathroom(with my cigarette)
I open my bedroom door( thaty I pay too much) live supposedly with the LaaaaandLaaaaady,
and another guy. But there is a spare room….. I wake up open door go out and see a little flashlight
that is from a cell phone. Out comes a guy, a different one from last time out of the spare room,
he actually looks at me eyes big ass plates for eyes and
me just casually walking to the bathroom he very sneaky with his flashlight and all dressed up
to go to “his work”, so we cross paths I say very casually ” Good morning” and walk into the
bathroom. Jeeeeesus Fucking Christ. Better write this in public.
And you wonder why I have a barricade room in my rent-room in this house? Plus knifes stack up in my room?
Me? Just normal, say in Spanish ” Good morning”, the guy probably more freaked than me
since he didn´t expect it, I went sneaky on the sneaky!
Fuck me…. I´m laughing as I¨m writing.

cloud computing rational conversation


So this conversation actually took place during today´s meal.

“Did you received the email?” My mother asked me.

“What email?” That would be me.

“You know the email of akjjaf”



“Why what?”

“Why don´t you answer.” She keeps on.

“I told you I didn´t receive the email.”


“Holy shit mom, why again, why what!! why I didn´t answer or why I didn´t receive the email? If I don´t receive it I can´t answer.”

“Oooo, so it´s in one of those clouds.”

“What cloud? You´re going a bit nuts here, old age?”

“No.” She says very seriously. ” Didn´t you know there are clouds, well it got lost in the cloud.”

Me “What got lost in a cloud, and what cloud?”

“There are clouds.”

“What are you talking about?”

“You send emails and they go through clouds, I guess this one got stuck inside the cloud” She says pointing towards the sky.

MeFoto 330 Let me swallow this conversation for a second…..

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And some people wonder where I get my random ramblings……it´s her fault!! I´m just a innocent by product.


Stay Frosty gents and gentesses