The unbecoming mother

Johny yelled, “is mine!!”
Sara grabbed what she saw as an apple harder she thought she was smarter,
Johny yelled again “miiiiiine!!!”
The hand grenade exploded evaporating their mind
The mother came out….She smiled, her dark eyes,
Turned blue for a while she then called the police
Telling them she was now at peace and going to live it up in Greece.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Killer wasp

Sitting in front of the computer,
suddenly I hear “buzzzzzz!”.
I just cuss, and swap at it….with my hand!
Great idea with mental diarrhea.
I can see her eyes, her teeth, and suddenly
I feel like a sting but no, it’s her teeth on
my middle finger and I know she’s been through the wringer,
blood splatters over my computer, two minutes later
the cool medic animator has pronounced me dead for loss
of my precious blood now made a sauce wich the killer wasp
is at task drinking.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.