murder

killer grandmother

I´ll make it short for your house resort.
There was once a grandmother(may she rest in peace)
She had a goat, my mother and her brother loved to play with.
One day the goat dissapeared!
My mother asked grandma where the goat went,
and as a good mama, she told my mama that the goat was in God hands.
Later on my mama found the goat in her belly…..what a disgrace grandmother!
I know you´re living the life UP there, love ya.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

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I told you

I told you once, I told you twice,
but you kept rolling your dice.
I´m a strong female, and you,
a distasteful male. You said you love me-
forever, I believed you-
forever, like a dummy
you played me like a heartless mummy.
She was blond! She was blond!
Now, open your mail box
Open it!
And find her head in a stick.
Bastard.

Sorry babe, I still love you I re….aaaaaaaaa! no please no!!!

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

the devils reject

Why?
I’m sitting
Not blinking
Bombarded by questions
I start by not giving suggestions

Why?
I’m getting mad
Also sad
Memory loss
Is my ace as thin as dental floss

Why?
I cry
I don’t know why he did die
Yelling
I´m not forgiving

Stop!
I slit and spit inside his severed scalp
He said he loved me
He lied to me
He hurt me

I just killed him
Ate his intestine
And the cooking was pristine
Take me to devils paradise
Not even the devil will want that surprise

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Murderer last words

There was a man, who had temper in one hand.
After looking around for the man who killed his brother,
found him, and he went insane and it didn´t do him any bother.
People say still he was a terrible man,even if he was dealt a terrible hand.
He killed a man in Reno, he laughed it off, he enjoyed it.
His son pleaded to the Supreme Court that he was a good man-
while sitting down in his comfortable chair.
Electrocution was his ultimate fusion to feel he was with his brother,
The man actually enjoyed it.
His last words before the state hit the switch on, ¨ Hit it!¨.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

The power of love (136 words so… flash fiction?)

He sat watching the sports channel ESPN with his fiance. She talked and talked
and he listened calmly and appreciative of what she was saying. He looked at
the sunset and decide this was the time. He took her out to the balcony turned
her to face him and told her he loved her and then pushed her off the balcony,
she screamed all the way down and he just smiled.
¨fuck, that wasn´t hard¨he said to himself.

He got back to watching his favourite team, the Cowboys, he called his friend
Jack who asked how his vacation was going, he replied that it couldn´t go better,
his love of sports was dancing in the air. They kept talking about the game as they
both watch it in their respective places.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.