murder

My famous diary

My famous..or infamous diary. Make it quick and becoming tired of this. I need to write,
poetry, my very cool short stories, my very cool novel.
I do see the statistics and quite a lot are from Spain. I only told one person
apart from relatives I have a blog. So…humans are humans this person told
not a pretty bunch I have to say. So be ready to get killed? Yes, and the reverse
if necessary. It is scarry but again necessary. Never thought I was going to live
over 25 (army days), then age 30 back in hospital, I´m 37 going on eleven, but still here.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Laura the butcher(50 word story)

The door bell rang, Laura stopped cutting a piece of meat and opened the door.
To the surprise of his friend Frank her white sweater was covered in red,
Frank laughed at her simple explanation and left, she returned to cutting up
her now ex-boyfriend Mike who had been late for dinner.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

killer grandmother

I´ll make it short for your house resort.
There was once a grandmother(may she rest in peace)
She had a goat, my mother and her brother loved to play with.
One day the goat dissapeared!
My mother asked grandma where the goat went,
and as a good mama, she told my mama that the goat was in God hands.
Later on my mama found the goat in her belly…..what a disgrace grandmother!
I know you´re living the life UP there, love ya.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

I told you

I told you once, I told you twice,
but you kept rolling your dice.
I´m a strong female, and you,
a distasteful male. You said you love me-
forever, I believed you-
forever, like a dummy
you played me like a heartless mummy.
She was blond! She was blond!
Now, open your mail box
Open it!
And find her head in a stick.
Bastard.

Sorry babe, I still love you I re….aaaaaaaaa! no please no!!!

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

the devils reject

Why?
I’m sitting
Not blinking
Bombarded by questions
I start by not giving suggestions

Why?
I’m getting mad
Also sad
Memory loss
Is my ace as thin as dental floss

Why?
I cry
I don’t know why he did die
Yelling
I´m not forgiving

Stop!
I slit and spit inside his severed scalp
He said he loved me
He lied to me
He hurt me

I just killed him
Ate his intestine
And the cooking was pristine
Take me to devils paradise
Not even the devil will want that surprise

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.