san valentines day

The Priest Valentines Day(warning, highly offensive)

Your Priest the teacher is gonna do now his preacher;
Ready? Hit it!

My dear pupils today is a day to celebrate love,
The celebration of couples man and woman,
We just hate gays,
I have one stack dead on some back stage hays
The only reason is not because he was gay, reason was,
He committed treason. He didn’t like Freddie Mercury
And that is a sin.
You have to Play Freddie Mercury to your love one, that is in the Bible,
On Anthony 3.2.4 read it and wear it as your head decor.
Love is in the air, I really don’t give a Holy, if it´s a man to man
Woman-woman(that’s sexy though), or might as well at this point add dogs to dogs….
Point being, this Priest doesn’t see a point of this day.
I jus say, Hey!
Glad I´m single and ready to mingle, yes, the Priests also sin
So let me begin,
To all women who read this or will since God will direct you here,
You all are my dear,
Let´s have intercourse: It is healthy, you loose weigh, strengthen your muscles, and you
can stretch. Intercourse is the primary thing, later will come the flowers or a one dollar
Mac from Mr. Macdonalds.
God bless you my pupils.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.