Humans, we are complicated creatures. We create laws, we make wars,we fall in love, we fall out of love,we says stupid things. Our brain is quite majestic. We do have a beautiful mind….well sometimes. Sometimes we use it to wonder about things, but did you ever wonder about most of these type of things:
-Have problems socializing? Well, move to South Korea, they have a cat cafe where you can drink coffee and hang with cats for hours!
-According to the famous Infinite Monkey Theorem a monkey hitting random keys on a keyboard will eventually type all of Shakespeare´s plays. You writers still have a chance.
-Did you know that Cocacola only sold 25 bottles in the first year?! But they didn´t give up….don´t give up you still have a chance of becoming successful.
-Did you thought about that at exactly 12 minutes, 12 seconds, 12 o´clock on December 12 it will be 12:12:12. So do something special that freaking day! Take your girlfriend to see the Niagara falls and when she´s leaning over the rail push her off…..Sorry maybe that´s a reflection about me.
-Did you know that since 1978 at least 37 people have died as a result of shacking vending machines in an attempt to get free food.
-Ever notice how most women problems begin with men? Men-struation, Men-opause…Men-tal breakdown!
-Did you know that the rhinoceros can ejaculate 10 times in a half-hour of a lovemaking session. What a bastard!
– Did you know that 45% of every dollar bill you have owned has been in a strippers g-string. Start sniffing boys!
-Did you know that it cost the U.S two cents to make a penny? No wonder the economy is down the drain.
-Did you know that you burn 6 calories getting your nipples to go hard? oooo Angie, Angie, why did you leave me like this, so thin and slim.
-Did you know that 1 out of 5 marital affairs have a facebook or wordpress connection? Men watch out! Women…just give me a ring or send me a message.(I just added wordpress, I lied)
-Did you know that broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower? Treat it well! It´s a rarety.
-Did you know that if you fail your drivers license 3 consecutive times in Switzerland by law you´ll have to visit a psychologist to explain why you failed? This makes sense, now you know why traffic accidents are so rare over there. There are no nuts driving around! Take a cue here you Americans.
-Psychology says you realize you love someone when you want them to be happy..even if it´s not with you. (Screw this one in my opinion, love them and leave them…way in the past)
-Just a thought…Are oranges called oranges because they are orange in colour or is the colour orange is called orange because oranges are orange in colour? It´s freaking confusing.
-Why does everyone talk about leaving a better planet to our children? Why don´t we focus on spewing out better little monsters for our planet.
-Did you know that Alaska has a law that says you can´t look at a moose from an airplane.?There you go for you environmental freaks! You´ve got your way!
-Did you know that Osama Bin shit face Laden was killed on May 1st. 2011 and Hitler was killed on May 1st. 1945? Think about it……I´m smelling conspiracy here.
-Did you know that 70% of women ask questions they already know the answer too? Just tell the truth men, it´s over, we´re fucked anyways.
– Did you know that Mickey Mouse has only 4 finger in each hand and that over the years this has saved Disney million´s in animation costs? They are cruel. Where´s PETA now?
So here you go, now you have quite a knowledge that your peers around you probably don´t have. I just have made you a little smarter. Your welcome.
Stay Frosty people, and keep learning.