satire

Bernard Pivot….what´s wrong with this dude?

This freaking guy….well his name is Bernard Pivot, they tell me he´s very intelligent so I´ll go ahead and answer his questions.

-What is your favourite word? Success

-What is your least favourite word? Unpassionate

-What turns you on? Reading a good review of my upcoming novel while having sex.

-What turns you off? Opening the fridge and not seeing a hole lot of food because there is no upcoming novel.

-What sound or noise do you like? When a woman reaches her climax.

-What is your favourite curse word? Fuck me, fuck that, fuck this shit, fucking amazing,FUCK.

-What profession other than you own would you like to attempt? Fly fighter jet´s, common man what guy doesn´t want to do that, didn´t you see Top Gun?

-If Heaven exists,what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Didn´t figure you´d made it here, tell you the truth Charly I´m quite shocked. I´ll go fire right know the idiot who let you in

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.