self help

Thinking out loud

“I see the sky is blue”
Looking up and I see is true
¨Wake up at 5 a.m and write¨
Did it with quite the might
¨I don’t need a drink¨
Feeling like a king that can really think
So….. If I think out loud accompanied with other things,
Some neuron in my head seems to be listening.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Got hacked by terrorist, comment section doesn´t work

What´s up with this wordpress people, or maybe it´s the terrorist after they read my last post……either way does this has happened to somebody else where that little bell that appears on the top right section of your feeder or before was just a little square and when you got a like or comment it turned orange, and you knew that somebody or quite a few of bodies where commenting…. you know what I´m talking about? Well that thing right after I posted the last post now it does not work. It turns orange, but then when I hit the orange thing instead of seeing the people that hit like or comment something I just have a white thing that comes down. Just plain white.  Has this has happened to anyone, or should I sue wordpress or maybe I should sue the terrorist that may get me somewhere.

Smooth Criminal(poem)

yo delincuente

Nice, deadly is not just a name
is the way of my game
smooth
while you snooze
corruption
assumption
deception
photo,joint is to my left in that direction
watch out with that cloud nothing is what it sound

cause I´m  the SMOTH CRIMINAL!Foto 315

YOU LAUGH?
I´M TOUGH AS NAILS SAYS ME THE ONE WHO SAILS
SAILING THROUGH THE DARK OCEAN WATERS
WITH NO COLOURS
MAKING YOU LOOK RIGHT THEN LEFT
THEN I HEARD I WOKE A DEAD NEST
JUST BLAZING THROUGH  
HIGHWAY OF THE AMAZING
BECAUSE I´M A picturesque  CRIMINAL!Foto 318

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Can´t abra cadabra the world

Yo! what do you want from me? I´m starting to get tired of this bullshit. Wan´t me to clean your little house and I do, want me to walk with you early in the morning and I do, want me to bathe you and I do, want me to cook you the meal and guess what….I do that too!
And now you want me to find you a girlfriend, come on man, what´s wrong with you?
I can´t abra cadabra the world.

This conversation took place early this evening and the bastard ended like thisIMG_1450

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

 

Important facts to know!!!!

-When it was 12 minutes, 12 seconds,12 o´clock on December the 12 it was……12-12-12-12-12 And that gives me the hivy givies.

-If you fail your drivers license 3 times in Switzerland by law you will have to see a psychologist. Freaking Swiss, bunch of nut cases.

-Since 1978 at least 37 people have died from shaking vending machines in an attempt to get free food. Good! they disserve it for being idiots and trying the “free” stuff, see? nothing in life is free, even that shit.

-Ever notice how most of women problems start with men? Like men-struation, men- appause…..men-talbreakdowns! don´t jump on me ladies I´m just giving out the facts 😉

-The tongue is the strongest muscle in your body so make sure to use it wisely. Men! you know what I´m saying…..

–A rhinoceros can ejaculate 10 times in half an hour. Son of a gun

-According to the Infinite Monkey Theorem a monkey hitting random keys on a keyboard will eventually end up typing all of Shakespeare’s plays. I knew that guy was not all that genius.

-45% of every dollar bill you have owned has been in a strippers g-string. I knew there was a reason they smelled funky when I was in the U.S.

-After and argument 85% of people tend to think of all the clever things they should have said. Bunch of dummies if you ask me.

-People born between 1996-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries and 2 millenniums and they are not even 18! Lucky bastards.

–Statistics from Harvard University have shown that humour is linked with higher I.Q. You got the example right in front of you here, or my writing I should say so I´m not in front of you per se but in spirit.

-It costs the U.S 2 cents to print a penny. There goes your debt……

-If your nipples get hard you burn 6 calories. Hell yeah! Where is a woman here? Or just cold air I´ll settle for that.

-People who avoid unnecessary arguments tend to have higher I.Q´s. I knew it, I can feel my neurons giggling inside my head, I don´t do stupid…..

–It takes 2 seconds to determine another persons physical attractiveness. I just need a half a second but I´m me and you are you.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses, now you´re a bit smarter like me.

Narcissist ME (pic´s)

I just realise I wrote the last 3 post´s about being strong, grounded in reality, things like that, all very serious really and the thing is that I really didn´t write it about me, which seems some people think I do. I do most of the times but not all the time. I wrote them actually for a special person to see if he or she got out of the dark hole. Didn´t seem to work by the way, only oneself can get out of it at least from my experience. So it´s 3:30 a.m in Spain and decided to write this thing, can´t sleep, so instead of going serious for others I´m just going to enjoy being narcissist me and making fun of me and then post it tomorrow.Enjoy if you like.

IMG_1390 O yeah, look at that stud, getting ready to go…have no idea but I was going somewhere. So that´s the first picture, I look even normal. There is a debate within the family that I sometimes look like a criminal, not kidding. What does a criminal look like exactly is my question? Anyways, so that´s me , I did call the post narcissist me though……anyways again, this was probably taken by my great mommy before I went out Friday night, or boggy nights as I call them. Cause I´m the boggy man.Foto 290  This was  the face of the aftermath of one of those nights out, why would somebody post things like this?go figure, I´ll talk with  my psychotherapist. Forgot, she doesn´t even want to see me, anybody out there that wants to help a pour soul?

Now me againIMG_1462 much better now, and ready to go on the great adventure. It is great for me since around where I live I can´t find much of theseIMG_1464_2 bookstores! And yes that´s me again bought 3 books, and see the last section, the one I´m looking at! Well only there you can find books in English so that is for me a greater adventure than getting shot at or stabbed or in a fight. Got some screwed up things that happened in my life that´s for sure.

The day doesn´t end there, then I take care of this beautyIMG_0894 . Doesn´t it look good! Damn it does, I´m the one taking care of the garden and stepping on the shit´s of these two bastards that look at them they´re in love, love, loveIMG_1470Can you believe the one looking at the camera is the male, we got to the conclusion that he is a bit gay, or totally gay. By we is the whole family, but he´s cute. A bit dumb for sure he´s suffers from the Piterpan syndrome, you know when people don´t grow up…..well translate that to a dog. But what can you do, he´s  part of the family. Holy shit, I forgot. They do have dog food but when they are in the house we do give them bread, so the bread that is left from some days back and not going into why so much is left but look at this thingIMG_1455Broke a hand cutting the hard bread and sweated like a pig all for the two bastards up there. So after the hard labour of doing the garden, not really hard labour. I worked as a gardener and that is not fun at all. But working just  an hour maintaining mom´s garden it is quite relaxing for me, I say it´s my yoga. Look!IMG_0910And like these one there are quite a few to take care off. It´s interesting to see how they talk to you, I´m not going completely nuts here. They do talk to you by means of “hey, my last flower is going a bit down maybe some water every two days or so?”

So after hard gardening labour is time to huntIMG_1460_2 took me a while to grab it but I´m fast as a gazelle. And disclaimer, for vegetarian people I do not hate animals I do love to cook them thoughIMG_1461hummmmmmm, roasty toasty tasty. So after a good meal what do you do? You sit down and talk with a friend with a cigarette in handIMG_1364, no not the dog is the friend, I´m actually on the phone with another human. And see the female doggy to your right, what the hell is she talking about…….look at her mouth, she´s saying something. I´m looking down probably cursing her out since I can´t hear the other person on the line and can´t understand what Daisy is her name, but she doesn´t seem too please with me. And I figured it out now, because I´m not paying attention to her! Women……. 😉

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Duties (poem)

Duties to do and lately forgot the do,
Good people to see,
I go and basically screw a tree….or trees

Try to be me …..will ya!
Holy that would be something
and at the same time nothing depends on your rear ends

Forgot, heard something about a close friend thinking about suicide
no laughing matter I know that mater I was there too with no pride
guess what my mother did, she slapped the shit out of those thoughts
yeah,maybe a bit tough love but…… life is tough, people are complicated, you´re not going to change the world
so snap the fuck out of it and keep on going, period. That was the advice I got and like it or not, worked out for this snot.

Duties to do, then someone if read this may say……what? or Yeap! or…. gonna take a nap, or good duty to society with your words of variety.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses