Not for the sensitive- dark humour

I want a hooker as my congresswoman,
maybe I´m watching too many YouTube videos,
even one of my girl a friend told me to walk out and see the sun,
my thought process living in this town is to walk out but where is my gun with the sun?
I already have too many scars from this town, long stories, I and my friends
that don´t live here but I brought them here(from my time in the military and we are no pussies)
so then….. comes the hen.
Point being in the last video if you write “pólice arresting politicians)”””
Jeeeeesus Christ, And they are mostly all women, that act while intoxicated…. well, as humans really.
But I want a nice looking hooker to represent me. ( that was weird written and ittle but much info if it makes sense)
I can also be a hooker and run for office, so you feminist don´t descreminate against me!!…. I have a little heart.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

women are strange

She will probably get mad, or not, to put her picture with my crazy ass dog.
I don´t care is the point, I´m rolling my joint and writing a nice storming.

Wonderful woman she is and also has a wonderful husband.
Just saying, it´s nince they are good to my mother, ooooo brother.
why in the world she has my crazy dog
wich it looks like a hog.
Woman are strange,
from a male perspective why should I change,
I´m just calling you the devil
but strangely enough I do love you as rightful medal.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

Has to be legal to kill my personal computer.

By the way why in the world do they call them personal computers. They are everything but personal. It doesn´t hug me, doesn´t kiss me, doesn´t help me out making my meals, doesn´t do shit except fuck around with me.

Why where computers as we know them today made for? It should be to make my life easier. I don´t have to go and search through pages and pages in the dictionary to find what the word idiot means. I just type it out. And that´s my out.(Couldn´t help it, had to put that little rhyme in there) Hey, meeting girls through the internet, don´t do it myself personally, I mean in those chat rooms or sex chat rooms or things of that nature. So that should be a plus. You want to see how the world is going, what is the temperature in Mesopotamia, just type it out on google. Want to learn the truth about something just go to Wikipedia. Although I see that they tend to the left, which I´m not saying is good or bad it´s just the way it is.

Ever been fucked around with? Probably yes, everybody has at one point in their lives. But have you been fucked around by a non living ecstatic machine? The way it does to me? I guarantee you not. First off, sometimes it takes one second to load a page and the next second it takes me two minutes to go to the other page. This Mackintosh, I´m telling you it has a mind of his own. Then it will let me get into certain pages and other times I can´t, if I´m chatting with someone suddenly it starts making this gurgling sound like a person is choking on their own vomit and the little arrow that´s the hand of the mouse makes itself a round ball of all type of colours. Not kidding, from red, blue,yellow,green, and I´m fucking staring at this stupid little ball waiting for it to stop because I can´t hit anything when the ball appears. I´m starting to have nightmares about this magic or tragic ball. Some mornings I can work on the Mac and other´s I can´t, so I can´t read the e-mails, the important ones on time so I have to wait to the evening to see if Mr. Mac is up to something good or no good. And is usually both!

Freaking bastard, and also, what is it a girl or a guy. It doesn´t specify in the manual what type of gender it is. Probably a girl giving me all these headaches. So since it has a mind of it´s own maybe just maybe here the crazy Spanish government with their political correctness stuck up their asses as far as you can possibly reach they will consider it a living organism and if I kill it I´ll end up in jail. So I´m stuck with this evil thing. But I will kill him or her, just have to read some good books on how to commit the perfect murder and that´s it. Because my self esteem is non-existent after being duped by a computer.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.