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Duck Dynasty. Don´t like it? You have issues then.

The Robertson clan, and uncle Si the genius, how can you not like this guy.Uncle Si Robertson “ICY STARE” HILARIOUS DUCK DYNASTY ( 720P HD ) – YouTube

“This snowcone(talking about another guy) is giving me a brain sneeze. It´s when your brain needs to sneeze but it caint cause it a brain, so it just hurts” Si 

“First it´s pretty tires, then it´s pretty guns…next thing you know, you´re shavin your beard and warin capri pants” Si 

“When you don´t know what you´re doing it´s best to do it quickly” Jase

“One time, in Vietnam, I saw a grizzly bear ridin a scooter” Si

“Hey, you want something done right, don´t ask me” Si

“Any animal can get big boys…Hey…once i reached down to pet a little dog and when i did….hey it was a 5 pound squirrel.” Si

(Uncle Si is riding a truck with the niece) Saddie-“Uhhh…didn´t that sign say 35”

Si-“Oh, that´s just a suggestion”

“Hey, can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey” Si

“There are two kinds of people in this world….the educated and the unducated” Si

“Redneck rule number one, most things can be fixed with duct tap and extension cords” Jase

(Stating how he looks up dressed up) “I´m so dope, I am illegal in 50 states” Si

(They went out `to rough it up in the woods´or camping which for a Vietnam veteran like Si is…girly) “These boys packed so much stuff, Hey, they could survive a zombie, nuclear,a-poca-liss” Si

“Work hard, nap hard. Hey, that´s what I always say Jack” Si

“You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That´s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.” Jase

(Talking to another before he enters parents conference and talk to small kids) ” Last time I dressed up, was in sheep skin on a recon mission in nam”Si

“That man has everything, trucks, jeeps, chairs, pool tables, matresses, RV´s, Tatadere salad, cold water melon, He´s got everything Jack….Hey….sack of oranges” Si

“My top 10 dumbest things I´ve done in my life has all included Si in someway” Jase