tough mothers

How to be a mother

Only in the U.S…. I was watching Fox News and this woman came with an app
to help new mothers. It seems it´s not only her, there must me dozens and
dozens of web pages that guide you, you the mother.

If your kid starts hitting his head on the wall, you ask the app what
to do and the app will tell you what to do.
If the kid starts eating the house plants you ask the app and the app will
tell you what to do.
If the kid curses you ask the app what to do and the app will tell you.
All in the benefit that you(the mother)is feeling well and also make the kid
understand that he is doing something bad but that the mother does not lower his
self esteem.
Having an American friend that’s about to have a baby, she sent my mother,
(not me I wonder why) all the webs she was looking at
as to how to be the perfect mother to create a perfect kid.

My mother…. well if I started eating plants as a kid, she would put a cactus there
and after I ate it and cried of pain, she would say, ¨Keep on, you keep on eating¨
If I hitted my head on the wall she will just smack me on the back of the head and
ask me, ¨ You like the front of your head hurting or the back of your neck?¨
If I cursed, either I got a slap or literally soap on the mouth.
I got the points.

To me it is so un-natural. How to become a mother…Jeeeesus, what a fucked up generation.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

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listen to mom

I have never been a good listener of her wisdom of life,
I had to earn my own wisdom with live strife,
Why is only one day,
Mothers day?
She is the kinger and have been through too many of a ringer,
2.a.m, no sleep time, bored, no money, and no honey!… you evil women,
Point being, love ya mom, I do have a prayer I recite every day, weird one,
what did I expect.
Love you God, take care of my mother and father and fuck the kid.

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.