In some nightclub with loud music……
“Charly I´m gay.” He said with a somber look in his face
looking at the floor to seek some trace.
“You feel happy? Good, I feel like crap.”
“No.” He mumbled while he stumbled
“What?…no? That you want a ho? You nuts.”
“No ho bro, I´m serious.”
“Serious about what?!!” I scream at him misunderstanding
neither minding, just looking for booty understanding.
“Gay dude!!! I like dude´s!!”
“So what, I like dudes too, I like you I like Jose, most of
our friends are dudes.” This guy has taken a magic pill for this
creepy conversation skill.
“You idiot! I´m a fag!”
“What?!! Than now you want a rag?”
“No!! No!! I like it from behind!! Damn you.”
Realisation, ” O that´s, cool, more botty call for me. So what was
that all about, this stupid conversation we just had,
you almost made me go mad.”
Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.
Ummmm, uhhhhh, ummmmm, uhhhhh….
are you huming? which tune?
Oh, I never would’ve guessed you were gay!
Actually me neither
Ah, you didn’t fall for my fake surprise! Never know what to expect from you… that’s actually a good thing.
Ýou see me….now you don´t ! 😉