10 Things that give me brain sneeze.

The earth, round and majestic the kingdom of God. But there are days that I get brain sneeze from practically everything and anybody in this kingdom of the Lord.

1-Mother why in the world will you be running around the kitchen with a piece of cloth swinging it in every direction as a mad woman trying to hit the damn flies?!! Jesus, buy some of that killing spray and spray it in the general direction thereby preventing me from getting dazed by one of your un human swings that tend to end up hitting my head.

2-Woman, why the hell are you so complicated. This girl gave me her number, I didn´t force her. I called today and noooo, she can´t go out this Sunday, she will call me she says. So she says. She says bull sh…t. I´m gonna become gay. Go fags! Woman should be second class citizens, just sweep and clean and get a bean so we MAN can eat healthy, add a burger too.

3-Why do I get pancreatitis and I´m walking around with a freaking tube protruding from my stomach all the way into a little bag I have attached to the end of the fucking tube. It looks strange, I look strange, I look sick like a junkie. Fuck me.

4-Why the hell does my next door neighbour dog starts always barking at 4 a.m? What a bastard, just stop it and let me sleep since that´s the time I normally go to sleep, fucking asshole.

5-Can´t it be legal to kill some people that piss you off? There are a lot of us in this planet, who cares if I get rid off a couple or dozen.

6- Why don´t I fuck more, I use to be quite the fucker, I was good at picking up girls. I lost my freaking mojo. Fuck me.

7-Why don´t I get published. I´m the new Shakespeare in town. Fuck the publishers.

8-I´m tired of the stupid Spanish t.v programs, their soap operas and they last for the hole evening and late night. What´s wrong with my country? Fuck the Spanish t.v.

9-Why don´t I have enough money to buy a a computer that won´t take 2 years to load each page, why did the government fucked up so bad that we are at 27,2% unemployment and that´s the official number they put out go figure what´s the unofficial one, guarantee it´s higher. Fuck my Mackingtosh and the government.

10-America, or Mr. O bama, wama paronama. Just bomb the shit out of Hassan or whatever the hell his name is out there in Siria. If the Iranian´s get a little cookie about it, bomb them too. As a matter of fact Just carpet bomb the whole Mesopotamia who cares. They can´t seem to get their act together. They´re either bombing the infidel of the western modern world or their chopping each head´s off. Fuck´em.  I´ll re enlist back into the army at age 30, with a fucked up back, pancreatitis, tube protruding from my stomach. Won´t even need a rifle this time,I´ll just hit them with psychological warfare when they see me. I´ll hit them in the head with my little tube. What´s wrong with these people?Fuck me.


  1. Interesting list you got here. Hey, you better watch it with that women thing. Men are just as confusing. You just have to find the right one(s). And Spanish soap operas — they always seem so intense and emotional and crazy.I watched a whole season of one for a Spanish class years ago and I actually kind of liked it. It was such a mess of a story though! I’m sorry to hear about your pancreatitis. Will it ever get better?

    1. I´m actually quite amazed didn´t developed PTSD after watching a hole season of one of those soap operas, I certainly think I´ve developed some kind of phobia.

      Aaa, pancreatitis, nope, I screwed big time this time.It´s nothing reversible. The pancreas it´s quite an important organ, it regulates how your body will distribute the food, meaning all the calories, vitamins,e.t.c into the different parts of your body including your white and red cells in your body(the ones that fight back germs). Since I have dead tissue in part of my pancreas, means it will probably affect later on the liver, quite certain more anemia, can hurt the lungs,kidneys. I´m cursing right now my biology teacher for not telling me about this organ. Anyways, so you are now officially talking, or better said corresponding through text, right now with a real cripple.

      P.S. The right woman….she must be hiding from me in the space shuttle. And don´t lie, woman are crazyingly confusing. Manipulative too and smarter. Pisses me off but at the same time I guess that´s why I like them though. I can´t be gay even that I´ve tried with all my heart, screw they gays. I´ll stay straight.

      1. That’s terrible news. Well take care of yourself to the best of your ability. There is only one you and life can always be awesome. I’m sure your space shuttle woman is out there. Just gotta blast off and find her.

  2. I want to comment later when you have simmered down. But hey, I want to say this fresh off my mind: “You got balls, man!” (laughs)
    Seriously though, life is not what we always want it to be. If that’s the case, I would have left to another planet where there is peace everyday.
    Keep walking, man! That’s how I do it to survive.

    1. I was bored, it´s almost 4 a.m, can´t sleep and I found this post from last September, I thought if was funny though. I just go off at everyone and anything sometimes. I actually feel better when I read it myself, that has to be strange.

      1. Not strange at all. I needed the laugh. 🙂
        I continue to revisit my old posts. I try to update some of them and probably repost or reblog them.

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